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Eat24: Life Without Facebook

May 01, 2014

Hey guys, As you might have heard, we recently closed our Facebook page. No big deal. Just your average love story: Brand meets social media platform, falls head over heels… then one day the spark is gone so the brand writes a dramatic breakup blog and emails it to a […]

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A Breakup Letter to Facebook from Eat24


Dear Facebook, Hey. It’s Eat24. Look, we need to talk. This isn’t easy to say since we’ve been together so long, but we need to break up.  We’d love to say “It’s not you, it’s us” but it’s totally you. Not to be rude, but you aren’t the smart, funny […]

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Eat24 Trolled By Its Own Customers

March 24, 2014

Hungry People Tell the Dirtiest Jokes All we wanted was to make the collective mouth of the Internet even happier. Let’s find out what the people want, we thought. Operation: Butt Groove needs some scientific data to improve its efficiencies…or something. So we made a super serious survey and asked […]

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Weekend Coupon: Big Bang

March 21, 2014

#Science Before we get to the coupon code… BIG NEWS. We had the craziest chat with Science this week. Check it out: Eat24: Hey Science: YOLO Eat24: SWAG. What’s new? Science: Not much. Just discovered where the universe came from. Eat24: Cool. Any progress on Live-Streaming Tacos? Science: No. Eat24: […]

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Let Uncle Google Buy You Onion Rings

March 20, 2014

You know your cool uncle who isn’t really your uncle but you call him that cuz he’s like family? For us, that’s our Uncle Google. He’s our favorite because he always remembers the name of the chick from that TV show you used to watch. Plus, he can help get […]

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Customers React to Eat24’s Bear Dick Apology

March 11, 2014

So, did we ever tell you about that one time we accidentally showed a bear penis on TV, felt bad about it, and then sent an apology because even though we totally didn’t do it on purpose, we knew bear penis wasn’t exactly appetizing. Good times, right? Little did we realize that […]

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Weekend Coupon: We broke Tinder

March 07, 2014

Tacos need love too So we broke Tinder. Not sure what happened. All we wanted to do was find happiness for all the cheeseburgers in the world just waiting for the right mouth to come along. Garlic fries longing for a hug. Wonton soup in need of a good spoon. […]

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Eat24 Broke Tinder

March 04, 2014

Yeah, so… we broke Tinder. Not sure what happened. All we wanted to do was find happiness for all the egg rolls in the world just waiting for the right mouth to come along. Then one thing led to another, and now we’re locked out of our account. OK, we […]

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Weekend Coupon: Sorry America

February 21, 2014

We’d like to apologize Hi, it’s Eat24. We just want to take the opportunity of this weekly coupon email to say to all of our loyal customers, we’re sorry. Recently, Eat24 aired a commercial on TV that some people might find offensive. We messed up, and we accept full responsibility […]

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Weekend Coupon: Another Stupid Coupon

January 31, 2014

We suck At writing emails. We just re-read last week’s coupon email and we gotta say… wow. How do you guys make it through these things? Who do we think we are? Will the world explode if we make fewer than 75 pop culture references in one paragraph? The answer […]

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Weekend Coupon: Bwa Bwa Bwa Free Money Bwa Bwa

December 06, 2013

From Charlie Brown’s Parents Bwa bwa bwa bwa bwa bwa Eat24 bwa bwa bwa weekly coupon bwa bwa bwa bwa free egg roll* bwa bwa bwa bwa bwa bwa bwa. Coupon Code: bwa24 Coupons expire but our love for you never does. Need another? Just ask us on Facebook or Twitter. Hungry? Order […]

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Weekend Coupon: Robo Burgers

August 09, 2013

Real beef This week, Science created a fake beef patty so now we can all have burger clones made from cow cells and test tubes all for the low low price of $330,000. Thanks, Science! Don’t get us wrong, you’re cool and all (thank you for The Clapper, motorized self-twirling […]

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Weekend Coupon: Movin’ On Up

March 22, 2013

Moving sale. Everything must go. Exciting news: we outgrew our office pants (If you think about it, an office is like pants for your business. Usually we frown on the wearing of pants, but it turns out weather isn’t really good for computers or our perfect hair, thus – office […]

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Lunch Will Never Be The Same Again

February 17, 2011

You’re hungry.  You’re at work.  What do you do? You think about what you want for lunch. Photo by Phillie Casablanca You decide: Do I get someone to grab some food with me? Where am I going? Is it near or far? Pick up or dine in? Photo by Celestah […]

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