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Do You Want A Coupon? Spell Bruschetta.

May 25, 2018

To help you prepare for Ms. Reynold’s Fifth Grade Spelling Bee, we’ve prepared these tricky words to get your vowels and consonants in check. Please review: T-I-R-A-M-I-S-U B-E-I-G-N-E-T Q-U-I-N-O-A D-O-N-T-T-O-U-C-H-M-Y-P-I-Z-Z-A The best way to prepare is to use this code for $2 off your order of $15+ on the app […]

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Six Tips To Keep Your Office Plants Alive

May 18, 2018

  Hello plant enthusiasts! It’s Plant Week 2018 and all week long we’ll be celebrating the beauty, wonder, and clean air provided by office plants. So bring your succulents, ferns, and ivy along too while we dive into the green world of plants. To kick things off we want to […]

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Your Coupon for Plant Appreciation Day

May 18, 2018

Happy Plant Appreciation Day! To celebrate the best photosynthesizers in your life, join us in honoring them with a spritz of H₂O, a pat on the leaf, or playing their favorite album (soothing rain sounds). Don’t have a plant? You can still enjoy all the gifts they contribute, such as […]

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If you like coupons and piña coladas

May 11, 2018

This is an email for all the moms out there. You know, the potato mommies who raise their tater tots to always say “Yes, please!” to ketchup. The pancake mamas who teach their silver dollars how to melt butter and syrup together so beautifully. The burger moms who show their […]

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An important $2 coupon and the MOST important shape

May 04, 2018

Consider the triangle. Yes it has three sides. Yes it’s pointy. But is there one triangle to rule them all? After thorough research involving beakers, slide rules, and 1.21 gigawatts of pepperoni, we have come to our conclusion: Pizza is the best triangle. Prove our hypothesis and use this code […]

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37 Reasons Why Pizza Is The Best Triangle

May 01, 2018

Ever since middle school math class, we’ve always loved triangles (there was also a brief period four years ago when we were really into circles). Maybe it was the angles. Maybe it was how cute acute triangles were. But probably it was because triangles = pizza. The thing is, triangles […]

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No, YOU hang up first (and use this coupon)

April 27, 2018

Don’t turn around, but our crush is right behind you. Seriously–don’t look! They’re hot, perfectly tan, and love ketchup like we do (and ska music). If you’re thinking, Eat24, that’s just a plate of fries… You’re right. We love fries. Can you blame us? Find your own food crush by […]

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Your Wish for a Coupon Came True

April 20, 2018

Close your eyes. Actually, leave them open (it’s kinda hard to read with your eyes closed). Breathe deep and think of your greatest dream. Now, blow on the dandelion above and make a wish. Hooray! Your wish came true (assuming you wished for $3 off an order of $15+ from […]

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A $2 coupon just for you 🍰

April 13, 2018

Welcome to the first day of Eat24 University. Today we’ll be talking about Nü Grammar. What’s that? It’s something we made up while waiting for samosas to be delivered. It works like this: Rule 1: Use exclamation marks instead of commas. Example: I like fries! Nachos! And breadsticks! Rule 2: […]

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Coupon for humburgers

April 05, 2018

Sorry for the inconvenience, but we spilled syrup on our computer this morning. Long story short, we c’nt use the first letter of the @lph@bet. It’s cool, though. We’ll just keep writing ‘bout dumplings, fried chicken, sushi, or pie until we get it fixed. Plus you still get to use […]

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Must Love (Hot) Dogs & Coupons

March 29, 2018

We love puppies. So much so that we decided to write a whole email about our favorite type of dog: the Corn Dog. Only corn dogs are soft and smell like happiness. Only corn dogs look cute with a bit of mustard zig-zagged down their back. And only corn dogs […]

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A Coupon To Get You Ready for Starch Madness 2k18

March 23, 2018

Are you only interested in dunking if it involves mozzarella sticks and marinara? Is double-dipping worse than double-dribbling? Do curly fries make you happy? If you answered yes, please join us in celebrating Starch Madness. Your favorite carbs will be duking it out to see who’s the all-time champion. Will […]

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$3 coupon for 🍕🍔🍰

March 09, 2018

Pop Quiz: Who’s red, loves tater tots, and just got a reality TV level makeover? Yep, it’s us. Our new app and website (both powered by our best friends at Grubhub) now bring you: Easier ordering: Less time clicking, more time enjoying More restaurants: Tons of new friends who can’t […]

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The Worst Offenders From Top Stock Photo Sites

March 05, 2018

As a food delivery company, we often find ourselves in need of amazing food pictures. Mostly pizza. Sometimes salads, but 98% of the time, it’s pizza. The problem is, most of the major sites (Adobe Stock, Getty ,iStock) have really, really bad pictures. We asked our designers what they spend […]

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A coupon containing nachos

March 02, 2018

Thank you for visiting the Museum of Appetizers. We ask you to please keep your voices down, and look with your eyes, not your hands. Up ahead, we have Still Life With Nachos by Pableu Piqueso. Notice how your eye is first drawn to the melty cheese and it awakens […]

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Life is like a chicken wing. (Coupon)

February 26, 2018

This week is starting with a bang. Emails are piling up, no one made coffee, and you just had a meeting about a future meeting. Yep, it’s shaping up to be a real doozy, but we can make it better. With wings. So make the week great by using this […]

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Coupons Grow On Email Trees

February 23, 2018

Clichés. They’re everywhere. And while some are great, others are a bit outdated. We don’t know about you, but we’ve never cried over spilt milk, had a cat get our tongue, or used laughter as medicine. So, being fans of crispy tortillas and word stuff, we decided to submit a […]

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A fabulous day for a coupon

February 19, 2018

Some people (Zoolander, Beyoncé, Sailor Moon when she transforms) are just naturally fabulous. To be more fabulous in life (not just at bringing you fries), we asked the internet and found these tips: Wear more sequins. We know what you’re thinking–yes, cake sprinkles count. Be a cat. That means upping […]

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66 New Clichés To Make Life More Fun

February 14, 2018

Clichés are so outdated. No one ever gets as mad as a wet hen. No one puts the cart before the horse because no one owns carts or horses (besides the super rich). And no one, and we mean no one, waits for ink to dry because pens are lame […]

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