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Your 24,000 Egg Rolls And A Coupon

April 01, 2016

Thank you food lover, Yelp Eat24 has received your order for 24,000 egg rolls. Your food is about to get cooking. Now sit back, relax, and prepare to have your entire house filled with the scent of fried goodness… because 24,000 is kind of a lot of egg rolls. DELIVERY […]

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Yur Weknd Coupon Iz Heer!

August 08, 2014

  OK who ordered the “Crap Cake Sandwiches”? Very funny, guys. Oh wait, it was us. Apparently we’re really terrible at spelling and our menus are full of typos, like Hand & Cheese Omelettes. EAT24 needs your help. We want to clean up our act, and we can’t do it […]

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A Serious Issue, Plus A Coupon.

July 18, 2014

  Hi, it’s EAT24. No time for jokes this week. We have a very serious and important issue to discuss with you. It’s been going on for far too long, and we just can’t take it anymore. The issue is this: Where the hell is the taco emoji?! Seriously, how […]

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Weekend Coupon: Jay Z / Solange / Beyonce

May 16, 2014

So much drama in the elevator We don’t have time for a long email, and neither do you. It’s very important that we all stay focused and get to the bottom of this Jay-Z / Solange / Beyoncé situation. We’re collecting clues, so if you have any tips please tweet […]

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Weekend Coupon: Jelly Beans and Chocolate Eggs

April 18, 2014

Get your munchies on OK, listen up. There’s a lot going on this weekend – There’s Easter (yay Peeps!), plus apparently there is some sort of unofficial holiday going on as well (pretty sure it involves unicorns or bacon, or bacon unicorns.). Anyway, we’re guessing that everyone is going to […]

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Weekend Coupon: We broke Tinder

March 07, 2014

Tacos need love too So we broke Tinder. Not sure what happened. All we wanted to do was find happiness for all the cheeseburgers in the world just waiting for the right mouth to come along. Garlic fries longing for a hug. Wonton soup in need of a good spoon. […]

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