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It’s Nothing (Okay, It’s A Coupon)

November 17, 2015

Hello, were you expecting something ridiculous from us? That makes sense. Some of our recent emails have been written by a ghost, a time traveler, and a potato. This week, we’re drawing a line in the sandwich (diagonal) and cutting to the chase (vertical). No guest cameos. No jokes. Just […]


A Breakup Letter to Facebook from Eat24

Dear Facebook, Hey. It’s Eat24. Look, we need to talk. This isn’t easy to say since we’ve been together so long, but we need to break up.  We’d love to say “It’s not you, it’s us” but it’s totally you. Not to be rude, but you aren’t the smart, funny […]


Eat24 Trolled By Its Own Customers

March 24, 2014

Hungry People Tell the Dirtiest Jokes All we wanted was to make the collective mouth of the Internet even happier. Let’s find out what the people want, we thought. Operation: Butt Groove needs some scientific data to improve its efficiencies…or something. So we made a super serious survey and asked […]


Let Uncle Google Buy You Onion Rings

March 20, 2014

You know your cool uncle who isn’t really your uncle but you call him that cuz he’s like family? For us, that’s our Uncle Google. He’s our favorite because he always remembers the name of the chick from that TV show you used to watch. Plus, he can help get […]


Weekend Coupon: Recipe For Lazy

March 14, 2014

This one is top-rated Hungry? Good. Normally we don’t do this, but we’d like to share our favorite recipe with you this weekend. Hey, wait! Where are you going? Hear us out. Ready? OK: – 2 cups Netflix – 4 Tbs butt-groove – ½ cup cat videos – 0 pants […]


Customers React to Eat24’s Bear Dick Apology

March 11, 2014

So, did we ever tell you about that one time we accidentally showed a bear penis on TV, felt bad about it, and then sent an apology because even though we totally didn’t do it on purpose, we knew bear penis wasn’t exactly appetizing. Good times, right? Little did we realize that […]


Weekend Coupon: It’s Our Birthday

February 07, 2014

Party Time Guess what? Eat24 turns 6 years old this month! (We know, we know. We don’t look a day over 2). Like any 6-year old, we enjoy grilled cheese sandwiches, afternoon naps, and wearing our Spider-Man costume everywhere all the time. So what can you get for the company […]


YouTube Marketing: You’re Doing it Wrong

February 04, 2014

Pop Quiz: How many times have you hopped on YouTube and thought, “I don’t care what I watch, so long as I get to see a commercial about the leather interior and smooth breaks of a mid-range sedan”? The answer is approximately never. That’s because it’s sort of a dirty […]

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