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Get A Coupon And Name A Baby

September 22, 2017

Last Wednesday, our Project Manager, John, made the mistake of asking us to help name his new baby. Here’s what we came up with: Prad Bitt Kumquat Carbonara McParmesan Ol’ Baby Face Wafflaerys. First of her name. Breaker of breakfast. The Unburnt. Melter of butter. Mother of syrup. Cheese Sprankle […]

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Obligatory Coupon About Football Sports

September 08, 2017

Before we get to your coupon, we need to talk. It is the year 2017 and as of this writing, star quarterback Tom Brady, MVP Tom Brady, married to a supermodel Tom Brady, has never tasted a strawberry. In fact, these were his exact words: “I’ve never eaten a strawberry […]

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15 Restaurants With Wacky Names (But Good Food)

August 31, 2017

We love all our restaurants, but we especially love these 15 restaurants for giving themselves names that, um, stand out. It just goes to show, no matter how wacky the name, you’ll make it far if you serve great food. 1. Absolutely Phobulous | West Hollywood, CA We’ve got a soft spot […]

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I <3 My Restaurant Contest: Send Love and Win $250

August 23, 2017

Consider this: When you’re hungry, busy, tired, or deep in season two of Planet Earth, who do you turn to? Obviously, the people who bring you delicious food, always get your order right, and arrive at your door with a smile. So this week, we’re helping you return some of […]

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A Monday (Gif Party) Welcome

August 21, 2017

Hi friends, welcome to another edition of Monday morning, brought to you by the letter ZzzzZzz, the number 83.2. (the most depressing number according to our data) and the word “coffee.” We’ve already used that word five times today. We’ve gathered some nice, and not so nice gifs to help you […]

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How to Choose the Best Mascot for Your Campaign

August 11, 2017

Why hello, you look like someone who’s considering a mascot for your next marketing campaign, sporting event, or quinceañera. You came to the right place. At Eat24, we don’t just deliver food–we are also an unofficial mascot-testing consultancy. That means we do the dirty work for you to find the […]

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Hello Monday (GIF Party) My Old Friend

August 07, 2017

Hello Monday my old friend, the weekend’s come and gone again. Because I know that I was sleeping, watching tv or eating. And the dumplings that was planted on my plate, don’t remain. This is the sound…of Monday. Just press play, sing along to the boys, and enjoy this gif party. […]

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Soft-Hitting News & A Coupon 🎾

August 04, 2017

What’s the difference between people and paninis*? People make mistakes. Below are corrections to last week’s email: The number of sloths in Yugoslavia* is 7. Our favorite donut is actually old-fashioned glazed. Gavin Rossdale is not single. We referenced a movie trilogy in the wrong order. It should be: The […]

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Yakety Yak 🐂, It’s A Coupon (For Food)

July 21, 2017

In a world obsessed with made up holidays (National Hamburger Bun Day, Melted Ice Cream Month, Valentine’s Day) it’s time we celebrated something truly majestic, magical and important: Yak Week. Tune in Monday July 24 – Friday July 28 for a full week of fun and furry yak-filled activities. Will […]

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Semi-Charmed (Kind Of) Coupon

July 06, 2017

Breaking news: You’re just one samosa order away from becoming a Level 8 Appetizer Wizard. At this stage of training, you will gain a crispy golden armor and abilities such as psychedelic tastebuds, mastery of chutney, and infinite knowledge of Seinfeld trivia. To give you a boost, here’s $2 off […]

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Hungry? (What!) Coupon (Yeah!)

June 28, 2017

Things have gotten a little boring around the office (we ran out of hazelnut spread) so to spice things up, we hired a hype man. Enjoy. Hey there fans of spaghetti (YEAH). We’ve got some big news for you (WOO). This weekend only (C’mon!) you can save $2 (WHAT!?) on […]

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Eat24 Dad Joke Contest Winners REVEALED

June 15, 2017

A few weeks back, we kicked off a contest looking for the world’s very best/worst dad joke. And boy did we get them. 617,000,000 (give or take a few 0) glorious dad joke entries. We gathered a panel of dads, grads, moms, humans and even a porcupine or two (porcupines […]

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DJ Coupon (feat. Wonton)

May 25, 2017

Uncomfortable truth: footlong hot dogs are rarely exactly one foot in length. Which got us thinking, why do we measure things in body parts? There has to be a better way. Consider this: our desk is four churros tall, our hand is three tater tots wide, and this email is […]

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A Coupon For Dinner Or Lunch Or Second Breakfast

May 17, 2017

Hate reading? Just scroll down and click Order Now for tater tots, or delete this email and ignore us completely (we know you’d never do that second thing). Since we have your attention, can you settle a bet for us? Help us pick the best title for our newest blog […]

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Schmoupon (It’s a Coupon)

April 27, 2017

Question for people who have listened to music this year: what happened to the keytar? You know, that underrated 80s hybrid instrument that made keyboard players look as cool as guitarists (and helped the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles defeat Shredder in 1991). If you know a good song featuring a […]

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RSVP For Coupon

April 13, 2017

We joyfully invite you to share in our celebration of beds, baths, and breads. Attire is pajama-casual, so please don’t overdress and make others feel bad. WHO: The whole gang (you and your stuffed animals) WHEN: TBD by your stomach WHERE: The Ol’ Pillow Fort WHY: Because this code can […]

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Science Says This Is A Coupon

April 06, 2017

You might know us as people who bring samosas, but we do other stuff too. Like science and napping. In fact, we just completed our latest study: The Yelp Eat24 Theory of Pantslessness. By looking at the above equation we can infer that ordering dumplings without pants to your couch […]

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Free Pizza Party (Pizza = a bunch of GIFS)

April 03, 2017

FREE PIZZA! Ok, now that we have your attention we’d like to lighten the load of your normal Monday with some tasty random gifs. So just hit play, lay by the bay, bail some hay, if you may, what do ya’ say? Ok, enough shenanigans, on to the gifs! Even […]

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Here is your Coupon (cc: Iceland)

February 23, 2017

We interrupt your regularly-scheduled email with urgent pineapple news. Iceland’s president Guðni Thorlacius Jóhannesson just said pineapple on pizza is disgusting, and would ban it if he could. Although his name is amazing, we are appalled. So we came up with 15 reasons why our friends in the land of […]

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A Coupon Is (Not) Forever

February 15, 2017

Did you fall in love this week? No? That’s OK because we have some good news. Love is overrated. You know what isn’t? Like. Call us crazy, but how we feel about mac and cheese (which we really, really like) is stronger than how we feel for your coworker’s cardigan […]

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