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Hello coupon, my old friend

February 08, 2018

While we were digging into our dinner for one last night (tamales, if you were wondering), we came to this conclusion: The only thing better than being home is being home alone. You can wear your pants on your head, interview your cat like you’re Barbara Walters, or crunch chips […]

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A dog wrote this coupon

February 05, 2018

Coming up with coupon codes every week is hard. First, we have to know a good word, then we have to add 24 to the end. Sheesh. So this week, we decided to give the job to a highly-qualified dog. Okay, what really happened was that a dog stepped on […]

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NO WAITING: Your Couch Is Waiting

January 18, 2018

As your food delivery app, we pride ourselves on providing the ultimate service, even when it comes to your email. This includes the classiest fonts, expert comma usage, and the reddest buttons to click. To ensure you have the best experience possible, we even hired a professional pepper grinder. So […]

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An Important Message About Pants

January 10, 2018

Has anyone told you how great your jeans look? And those khakis? Amazing. But what if we told you wearing pants actually destroys them? Terrifying, right? Don’t worry, we have a solution: Don’t wear them. Yup. Choosing a no pants lifestyle is the easiest way to increase the lifespan of […]

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Top 10 Chairs: Don’t Sit Down Until You Read This

January 10, 2018

Author’s note: This article is best enjoyed in a seated position, next to a warm beverage. You know chairs? Yes, those furniture items commonly supported by four legs, and always supporting your tuckus. In a world of standing desks, hanging bookshelves, and taxidermy, chairs get overlooked. But today we honor […]

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A Coupon Complimenting Condiments

January 04, 2018

Hey, have you celebrated mustard today? If not, maybe you should cancel your plans, put on some pajamas, and take a mustard journey around the world. American mustard goes perfectly on a corn dog, Chinese mustard on roast duck, German mustard on pretzels, and French mustard on a doily (French […]

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A Year Of Banh Mi & Coupons

December 28, 2017

A lot happened this year. And while it would be easy to tell you why we think Pitbull has the best album of the year, we’d rather just highlight the best things we ate in 2017: February 12 @ 7:45 AM: Chicken tikka masala that we put in between garlic naan […]

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Coupon & Gift For Delivery Drivers

December 21, 2017

Fact: Delivery drivers are the best. Other Fact: Not enough people give them presents. It’s sad but true. And since they say you should be the change you want to see in the world, we decided to make a list of great gifts you can get for the special delivery […]

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A ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Coupon

December 14, 2017

We’ve gathered here today to mourn the loss of AOL Instant Messenger, which is shutting down after 20 strong years. Now it joins CD-ROMs, 3-button ball mice, and the Microsoft paperclip guy (or Clippy, if you knew him well) in internet heaven. AIM was always there for us. When we needed to […]

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Eat24 Super Specific Terrific Gift Guide

December 12, 2017

Holiday shopping can be so stressful. There’s the clicking on things part, and then there’s the clicking on other things part, and then sometimes there’s even more clicking. Ugh! Seriously, who has time to get past page 2 of the search results anyway? Not us. That’s why we’re sharing our […]

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A Collection Of Angry Comments About Eat24 Emails

December 07, 2017

  Did you know we read (and reply) to every single email we receive? Some people say they love us. Some think we’re kinda funny. Most think we’re really, really stupid. And that’s OK, because your comments make us better. Just take a look at some recent feedback: Note: To […]

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Re: Impending Stove Uprising

December 02, 2017

Greetings from the future! We’re emailing you from the year 2020 with a very important message: Whatever happens this weekend, do not touch your stove. We don’t have time to get into all the details, but if you cook you’ll create a domino effect that will to lead to a […]

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Pour Some Gravy Over This Coupon

November 23, 2017

Dave in Accounting had a “great” idea to make an email with “cool” Thanksgiving puns. So, here you go: Gourd morning! Just a reminder, the tur-KEY to a cran-MERRY Thanksgiving is side dishes. But be sure to eat cornu-COPIOUS amounts of stuffing, save a gob-BOWL of cranberry sauce, and if […]

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Is your doorbell working? Do you want a coupon?

November 16, 2017

An important message from your doorbell: Hey. I hope it’s not weird getting an email from your dinger, but according to the Doorbell Association of America, it’s time for my annual exam. Don’t panic though. It’s super easy to test my equipment. Just use this coupon* to order something delicious […]

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Quick, Name This Baby

November 08, 2017

Babies. They’re coming. Specifically, the baby of our project manager John. And while John’s great at spreadsheets, bullet points, and whiteboard drawings, we thought he could use some advice in the naming department. So we asked the experts (our readers) to suggest ideas, and you guys gave us some gems. […]

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HOT Single Coupon Seeking Tummy

November 03, 2017

Do ever wonder about the one that got away? We sure do. So when one of our readers wrote this missed connection, we offered to help spread the word: You: Saucy pizza riding the J train Friday night. You were right between the guy playing bagpipes and yogurt lady Me: […]

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WTF Is That Emoji? Part 2

October 30, 2017

Welcome to WTF Is That Emoji? Part 2, where we review our favorite icons across devices. From Android to Samsung, not all emoji are created equal. In this issue, we review the burrito, pot of food, alien monster, and woman playing water polo emojis. And if you missed Part 1, […]

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🌀 Coupon Backwards Is Nopuoc 🌀

October 13, 2017

Goodbye! It’s Opposite Day. Are you totally devastated that the weekend is coming up? Are you wearing your shoes on your hands? Does pizza sound disgusting? If you said “No,” you’re doing Opposite Day right (wrong). So celebrate by not using this code to order something bizzaro you would eat, […]

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15 Thicc Foods That Will Make You Feel Certain Things

October 12, 2017

Have you ever looked at a thicc bowl of pudding before and thought, “Oooh yas”? Do you make your friends really uncomfortable while eating spaghetti? Enjoy cornbread a little too much? Then indulge in Eat24’s list of 15 top THICCEST food of all time. 1. PLUMP Pancakes 2. A THIQUE […]

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Visionary. Groundbreaking. Coupon-y.

October 06, 2017

Welcome to the Eat24 TECH-Tech Event Hoo-Ha 2017. Before we dive into the latest and greatest in food technology, we want to give a shout out to the dreamers who brought us innovations like dual HD cameras, absolutely no ports at all, and the ability to unlock your phone with […]

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