Bacon Sriracha Unicorn Diaries

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No, YOU hang up first (and use this coupon)

April 27, 2018

Don’t turn around, but our crush is right behind you. Seriously–don’t look! They’re hot, perfectly tan, and love ketchup like we do (and ska music). If you’re thinking, Eat24, that’s just a plate of fries… You’re right. We love fries. Can you blame us? Find your own food crush by […]

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HOT Single Coupon Seeking Tummy

November 03, 2017

Do ever wonder about the one that got away? We sure do. So when one of our readers wrote this missed connection, we offered to help spread the word: You: Saucy pizza riding the J train Friday night. You were right between the guy playing bagpipes and yogurt lady Me: […]

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Eat24 Broke Tinder

March 04, 2014

Yeah, so… we broke Tinder. Not sure what happened. All we wanted to do was find happiness for all the egg rolls in the world just waiting for the right mouth to come along. Then one thing led to another, and now we’re locked out of our account. OK, we […]

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Ask Eat24: Dating Advice for Taco Lovers

November 11, 2013

  In case you didn’t know, our pimp hand is strong. With the ladies, with the gentleman, with the inflatable pool toys we keep in our kitchen. We’ve got the moves that make the living and the inanimate swoon. The best part? We want to help you bring your pimp […]

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