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Top 3 Hanson Brothers (You Won’t Believe Who’s First)

September 12, 2017

Quick, name your favorite brothers. If you said The Jonas Brothers, you’re wrong. Why is Hanson the best brother boy band? (Boy brother band? Band of boy brothers?) Shiny blond hair. Striped shirts. Androgyny (even though we weren’t old enough to know what androgyny meant.) They had all the ingredients for fame.  […]

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How to Choose the Best Mascot for Your Campaign

August 11, 2017

Why hello, you look like someone who’s considering a mascot for your next marketing campaign, sporting event, or quinceañera. You came to the right place. At Eat24, we don’t just deliver food–we are also an unofficial mascot-testing consultancy. That means we do the dirty work for you to find the […]

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How We Killed Our Twitter Engagement in 5 minutes

December 07, 2016

Marketers take note: Do not let a turkey take over your Twitter account. Listen, we know what you’re thinking: But Eat24, I get messages every day from turkeys claiming they can boost my engagement 900% and help me get millions of new followers in just a few hours. First of […]

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Science Says Pizza Makes People Want to Have Sex

October 17, 2016

  Science has finally confirmed what everyone else knew all along: Pizza makes people feel sexy. We did some research (ok, we made Dave from Accounting and a few other nerds do it) and talked to 2,000 people about how they get their partner in the mood for lovin’. The […]

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Eat24 Study: iPhone Users are Healthier than Android Users

August 25, 2015

A report conducted, written, and produced by Eat24. Yes, the same Eat24 that brought you such reports as Porn, What is it Good For?, Life without Facebook and something about a bear’s manhood. Stallone vs. Schwarzenegger. PlayStation vs. Xbox. Batman vs. Superman. Star Wars vs. Star Trek. These debates are […]

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