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A $2 coupon walks into an email…

June 15, 2018

Who likes dumb jokes, can eat a whole pizza, and always misplaces their glasses? If you guessed the writers at Eat24, you’re correct. To be fair, we didn’t get this cool without some help from Dad, who always set a good example and gave us money for that pizza. So […]

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Pour Some Gravy Over This Coupon

November 23, 2017

Dave in Accounting had a “great” idea to make an email with “cool” Thanksgiving puns. So, here you go: Gourd morning! Just a reminder, the tur-KEY to a cran-MERRY Thanksgiving is side dishes. But be sure to eat cornu-COPIOUS amounts of stuffing, save a gob-BOWL of cranberry sauce, and if […]

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Eat24 Dad Joke Contest Winners REVEALED

June 15, 2017

A few weeks back, we kicked off a contest looking for the world’s very best/worst dad joke. And boy did we get them. 617,000,000 (give or take a few 0) glorious dad joke entries. We gathered a panel of dads, grads, moms, humans and even a porcupine or two (porcupines […]

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Can you see this coupon?

June 15, 2017

  Our entire office was out this week (attending WaffleCon 2017), so as an early Father’s Day gift, we let Dad write this week’s email. Hi!!! This is dad. You know, the guy who gave you life? Just checking in. Also, I found your old ninja turtles and 2$ in […]

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Good Noodles: Your Coupon is Here!

June 01, 2017

Is your name Bill? Will? Billiam? Good news! This week’s coupon is made just for you. For this weekend only, use this code to get $2 off a Bill. Don’t know any Bills? That’s OK because this code is good for $2 off Bobs, Yolandas, and even Carls (but NOT […]

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Win $100 from Eat24 For Your Best (Worst) Dad Joke

June 01, 2017

Dad Joke [dad jōk] noun Something our father would say to make us laugh at him, not with him. Usually clean, corny and cheesy (but not in the good ways). The most groan-tastic way to win $100 in food delivery from Eat24 Examples: Why is it easy to stuff a […]

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Eat24 Customers Tell the Best Jokes

October 08, 2015

  What do you call someone with egg rolls in their ears? Anything you want, they can’t hear you. #Sorry A few weeks ago, we asked a lot from our tweeters/readers. We asked for jokes (funny ones). And you sent them. From the amazing to the meh, we heard you. […]

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