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A Coupon, Two Truths, And A Lie

March 09, 2017

Let’s play two truths and a lie: We have a minor in Art History. We just took a nap on an inflatable pizza bed. We ate too many donuts today.   See fine print below for answers. Speaking of art and food, we thought you might enjoy reading our college […]

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A Magic Savings Word (It’s “Coupon”)

March 02, 2017

Words are weird. Why call a plate of pasta spaghetti when “wiggly dough strings” or “spagoo” is so much more fun to say? Are we the only ones who want to live in a world where pad thai is “love carbs,” naan bread is “curry pillow,” rhubarb is “pie celery,” […]

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Here is your Coupon (cc: Iceland)

February 23, 2017

We interrupt your regularly-scheduled email with urgent pineapple news. Iceland’s president Guðni Thorlacius Jóhannesson just said pineapple on pizza is disgusting, and would ban it if he could. Although his name is amazing, we are appalled. So we came up with 15 reasons why our friends in the land of […]

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A Coupon Is (Not) Forever

February 15, 2017

Did you fall in love this week? No? That’s OK because we have some good news. Love is overrated. You know what isn’t? Like. Call us crazy, but how we feel about mac and cheese (which we really, really like) is stronger than how we feel for your coworker’s cardigan […]

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An otter you can’t refuse. Plus a coupon.

February 09, 2017

We thought you might need a few reasons to smile today (since you have such a nice smile), so here are eight of them: You’re having an exceptional hair day. Otters hold hands in the water when they sleep so they don’t drift apart. You are wonderful (just like garlic […]

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This Coupon Contains More Than 2% BBQ Sauce

February 02, 2017

Not every bowl is super. Most, are simply OK. But they are all important. In the world of kitchenware, bowls are like hugs. They cradle and protect our soup, cereal, and cheese sauce from the elements (and moochers). Let’s hear it for the regular, non-threatening, C+ earning bowls of the […]

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If You Like Piña Coladas & Coupons

January 26, 2017

It’s time for some fun facts about pineapples (also a coupon). Pineapples are America’s favorite seed1 originally discovered by Emilio Estevez2 while vacationing in the Bermuda Triangle3. Pineapples are rich in Vitamin P4. In fact, eating the skin of the pineapple5 is known to prevent aging6 and improve your limbo […]

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24 Hours on Facebook Live (Coupons)

January 23, 2017

  Is your boss watching? Just keep typing and nodding your head. OK great, coast is clear. We thought you might be bored at work, so we made a 24-hour Facebook Live Video Extravaganza (aka Yelp Eat24: The Musical) to keep you entertained. Hint: We also hid lots of $2 […]

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Penne alla Coupon

January 19, 2017

Show of hands, how many of you have taken love advice from a fortune cookie? Your horoscope? A daisy? Be honest. If you want to let unqualified strangers help you make serious life decisions, you’re in luck. Our latest edition of Ask Eat24 is hot off the (panini) press. Along […]

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🍕🍔🌮😍💰 (It’s A Coupon)

January 05, 2017

So we just finally updated our phones (we’re lazy), and now we can’t believe we’ve gone our whole lives typing out the word “avocado” like cavemen. This important emoji update has opened up a whole new world for us. No time to write a longer email this week, we’re too […]

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Shhhhhhh…Coupon

December 31, 2016

You awake? Neither are we. Last night was…was…something? To be honest, we can’t really remember what happened, but we’ll try to recap it best as we can: Went to the club DMX said he’d be at. Sprung for champagne. The bartender was cute. Shots. Where’s DMX? That thing happened. That […]

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Confetti. Spaghetti. Coupon.

December 29, 2016

It’s finally here. The day Baby New Year crawls out of the ground and asks Father Time if there’s six more weeks of winter left (Is that how it works?). Anyway, we hear recaps are popular around this time, so let’s look at some of the milestones our customers achieved […]

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A Figging Grape Coupon

December 08, 2016

Did you know we read (and reply) to every single email we receive? Some people say they love us. Some think we’re kinda funny. Most think we’re really, really stupid. And that’s OK, because your comments make us better. Just take a look at the feedback from last week: Note: […]

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A Hot Buttered Coupon

December 01, 2016

Looking for the perfect gift for that special someone (or that kinda okay someone)? Try this. Burn your holiday shopping list and order some fried rice. While you’re at it, send everyone you know a box of fried rice. Your mailman? Fried rice. Neighbor’s dog? Fried rice. Your co-worker, whose […]

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A coupon to help you say no to pants

September 26, 2016

In case you actually need more reasons to not wear pants today, we made you a list. This one goes to 11: 1. Your butt looks great today. 2. You can eat ribs without having to worry about stains. 3. You can slide through your house all Risky Business style. […]

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A Coupon Plus A Celebrity Pickle

September 15, 2016

Well, it’s Friday and you know what that means: A list of random observations plus a $2 coupon for you. Here’s what happened this week: Bel Biv DeVoe released their first single in 15 years. We already lost our fantasy football league (drafting 4 kickers + Joe Flacco = bad […]

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A Coupon From The Eat24 Ghostwriter

August 27, 2016

Hi. I’m a ghost. Got a sheet and everything. Sure, I roam the halls of the Eat24 office and occasionally scare people, but there is more to me than noisy chains, walking through walls, and elongating my OOO’s. I also happen to enjoy literature, fine wine, and recreational couponing. Use […]

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A Coupon For The Yelp Eat24 Ughlympics

August 04, 2016

As fans of rings (both gymnastic and onion) we couldn’t be more excited to celebrate the glory that is the sports thing happening in Rio right now. Of course, that thing we’re talking about is The Ughlympics. So whether your dream is to reach the ultimate level of human fitness, […]

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A Saucy Coupon For The Weekend

July 28, 2016

Before we get to your coupon, we’d like to take a moment to give a shout out to someone special. Of course, we’re talking about Sauce. Sauce, you’re incredible. You can be hot, cold, liquid, or solid. You have amazing names that sound like supervillains (The Evil Hollandaise! Professor Arrabbiata! […]

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Yelp Eat24 Coupon Kanye Burger

A Coupon With A Side of Beef

July 21, 2016

We’re not sure what happened between our favorite ex-girlfriend, Taylor Swift, and our favorite super-genius, Kanye, but we do know there’s trouble (trouble trouble). Something about being famous, a secret phone call, and for some reason Kim is also involved. All we know for sure is if there’s beef, we’re […]

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