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coupon Archive

Obligatory Coupon About Football Sports

September 08, 2017

Before we get to your coupon, we need to talk. It is the year 2017 and as of this writing, star quarterback Tom Brady, MVP Tom Brady, married to a supermodel Tom Brady, has never tasted a strawberry. In fact, these were his exact words: “I’ve never eaten a strawberry […]

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*Space Noises* An Interplanetary Coupon

September 01, 2017

We have traveled through space and time (Potato Sam says hi) to bring you a light speed traveling, asteroid avoiding, interplanetary space coupon. Use the code below to save 87 Jupiter bucks, 117 Neptune doubloons, or 1.576.329 Mercury bizbatzzz. If you are stuck on regular ol’ Earth, this code has […]

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Parents out of town? Coupon! 🎉

August 25, 2017

Did your mom or dad put notes in your lunchbox when you were a kid? Like gushy stuff about love, wishing you luck on that test, and reminders to eat your apple? If you said yes, this note (coupon) is for you. If you said no, it’s also for you. […]

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We like your face. Coupon?

August 18, 2017

Congratulations, you’ve unlocked an email of compliments. Has anyone told you lately that you are really cool? You have great taste in music, a fun name, and pretty ears. We wanted to tell you in person but we chickened out, hence this email. Even when you’re eating a meatball sub, […]

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An Email Starring: Coupon

August 11, 2017

We know it’s great to visit your local cineplex and watch aliens or explosions or kissing or whatever it is people love about movies. But we have something even more exciting: Movies…on your couch. Introducing, The Yelp Eat24 Stay-In Movie Marathon. Sure, you don’t get cool 3D glasses or giant […]

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Soft-Hitting News & A Coupon 🎾

August 04, 2017

What’s the difference between people and paninis*? People make mistakes. Below are corrections to last week’s email: The number of sloths in Yugoslavia* is 7. Our favorite donut is actually old-fashioned glazed. Gavin Rossdale is not single. We referenced a movie trilogy in the wrong order. It should be: The […]

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It’s Either a Coupon or a Gold Doubloon

July 28, 2017

Blogs can be so boring. We improved this one by adding a scavenger hunt. Winner gets the night off from cooking and doing dishes. THINGS TO FIND 1) A coupon 2) Pajamas 3) Our app 4) A fork 5) Aliens If you do happen to find that super secret, expertly hidden […]

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Yakety Yak 🐂, It’s A Coupon (For Food)

July 21, 2017

In a world obsessed with made up holidays (National Hamburger Bun Day, Melted Ice Cream Month, Valentine’s Day) it’s time we celebrated something truly majestic, magical and important: Yak Week. Tune in Monday July 24 – Friday July 28 for a full week of fun and furry yak-filled activities. Will […]

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OMG A Coupon

July 14, 2017

Being surrounded by food 24/7 means part of our job is being on the forefront of trends. The Cronut? On it. Matcha milkshakes? Saw it coming a mile away. Fidget Spinners? Even we couldn’t predict that. Point is, we’re trendsetters, and we want to share some of the latest acronyms […]

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Hungry? (What!) Coupon (Yeah!)

June 28, 2017

Things have gotten a little boring around the office (we ran out of hazelnut spread) so to spice things up, we hired a hype man. Enjoy. Hey there fans of spaghetti (YEAH). We’ve got some big news for you (WOO). This weekend only (C’mon!) you can save $2 (WHAT!?) on […]

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A Man, A Plan, A Coupan (Coupon)

June 22, 2017

  Looking for a coupon? We’ll get to it in a second. First, a love story. A few weeks ago, our designer fell for the man pictured above. They both enjoy minimalist decor, warm drinks, and getting lost in each others’ eyes. It just works. The only problem is, he’s […]

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DJ Coupon (feat. Wonton)

May 25, 2017

Uncomfortable truth: footlong hot dogs are rarely exactly one foot in length. Which got us thinking, why do we measure things in body parts? There has to be a better way. Consider this: our desk is four churros tall, our hand is three tater tots wide, and this email is […]

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Don’t Use This Coupon

May 11, 2017

We know it’s weird for a food delivery app to tell you this but DON’T ORDER FOOD this weekend. Take Mom out somewhere nice. You know, that person who wiped your nose at 2am, likes every photo you post, and can find a missing sock in under two seconds. If, […]

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Don’t Go Chasin’ Coupons

May 04, 2017

If you’re like us, you love to check out the sale rack at your local convenience store. You know, the one in the back filled with horse shampoo, DVD boxed sets of “Joey: The Complete Second Season”, and tickets to Fyre Festival. Gets us every time, and we don’t even […]

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Schmoupon (It’s a Coupon)

April 27, 2017

Question for people who have listened to music this year: what happened to the keytar? You know, that underrated 80s hybrid instrument that made keyboard players look as cool as guitarists (and helped the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles defeat Shredder in 1991). If you know a good song featuring a […]

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We Bet You Will Like This Coupon

April 20, 2017

Did you know we have a Facebook page? Did you? Did you really? Because according to our research, the following pages have way more likes than Yelp Eat24 (aka your friends who literally BRING YOU TACOS): Three different pages called “dank memes” Important Otter News The Toledo Mud Hens Minor […]

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RSVP For Coupon

April 13, 2017

We joyfully invite you to share in our celebration of beds, baths, and breads. Attire is pajama-casual, so please don’t overdress and make others feel bad. WHO: The whole gang (you and your stuffed animals) WHEN: TBD by your stomach WHERE: The Ol’ Pillow Fort WHY: Because this code can […]

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Science Says This Is A Coupon

April 06, 2017

You might know us as people who bring samosas, but we do other stuff too. Like science and napping. In fact, we just completed our latest study: The Yelp Eat24 Theory of Pantslessness. By looking at the above equation we can infer that ordering dumplings without pants to your couch […]

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A Coupon-Pon

March 22, 2017

A wise man once said, “one is the loneliest number.” So challenge yourself: do things in twos. Put on a tutu and dance the cha-cha in Bora Bora. Take a choo-choo train to the putt-putt golf course with your mama. Or just order din-din and eat it in a muumuu. […]

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A Kinda Lucky Coupon

March 16, 2017

Can you keep a secret? Last night we were cleaning out our closet (rabbit’s foot, horseshoe, potatoes) and we heard a rustling. Turns out, it was a leprechaun attracted to our old knick-knacks. So, we caught it. Now we have all his gold and we’re sharing it with you. Use […]

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