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Today’s Weather Report: Soupy

February 01, 2018

BREAKING NEWS: At 6:07 AM the morning of February 1st, the Goulash Gopher was reported leaving his cave in search of saltine crackers. Eyewitnesses say the gopher saw his own shadow, shivered, put on slippers, and returned to his dwelling muttering something about the weather. You know what that means? […]

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NO WAITING: Your Couch Is Waiting

January 18, 2018

As your food delivery app, we pride ourselves on providing the ultimate service, even when it comes to your email. This includes the classiest fonts, expert comma usage, and the reddest buttons to click. To ensure you have the best experience possible, we even hired a professional pepper grinder. So […]

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An Important Message About Pants

January 10, 2018

Has anyone told you how great your jeans look? And those khakis? Amazing. But what if we told you wearing pants actually destroys them? Terrifying, right? Don’t worry, we have a solution: Don’t wear them. Yup. Choosing a no pants lifestyle is the easiest way to increase the lifespan of […]

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A Coupon Complimenting Condiments

January 04, 2018

Hey, have you celebrated mustard today? If not, maybe you should cancel your plans, put on some pajamas, and take a mustard journey around the world. American mustard goes perfectly on a corn dog, Chinese mustard on roast duck, German mustard on pretzels, and French mustard on a doily (French […]

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A Year Of Banh Mi & Coupons

December 28, 2017

A lot happened this year. And while it would be easy to tell you why we think Pitbull has the best album of the year, we’d rather just highlight the best things we ate in 2017: February 12 @ 7:45 AM: Chicken tikka masala that we put in between garlic naan […]

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Coupon & Gift For Delivery Drivers

December 21, 2017

Fact: Delivery drivers are the best. Other Fact: Not enough people give them presents. It’s sad but true. And since they say you should be the change you want to see in the world, we decided to make a list of great gifts you can get for the special delivery […]

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A ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Coupon

December 14, 2017

We’ve gathered here today to mourn the loss of AOL Instant Messenger, which is shutting down after 20 strong years. Now it joins CD-ROMs, 3-button ball mice, and the Microsoft paperclip guy (or Clippy, if you knew him well) in internet heaven. AIM was always there for us. When we needed to […]

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A Collection Of Angry Comments About Eat24 Emails

December 07, 2017

  Did you know we read (and reply) to every single email we receive? Some people say they love us. Some think we’re kinda funny. Most think we’re really, really stupid. And that’s OK, because your comments make us better. Just take a look at some recent feedback: Note: To […]

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Re: Impending Stove Uprising

December 02, 2017

Greetings from the future! We’re emailing you from the year 2020 with a very important message: Whatever happens this weekend, do not touch your stove. We don’t have time to get into all the details, but if you cook you’ll create a domino effect that will to lead to a […]

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Pour Some Gravy Over This Coupon

November 23, 2017

Dave in Accounting had a “great” idea to make an email with “cool” Thanksgiving puns. So, here you go: Gourd morning! Just a reminder, the tur-KEY to a cran-MERRY Thanksgiving is side dishes. But be sure to eat cornu-COPIOUS amounts of stuffing, save a gob-BOWL of cranberry sauce, and if […]

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Is your doorbell working? Do you want a coupon?

November 16, 2017

An important message from your doorbell: Hey. I hope it’s not weird getting an email from your dinger, but according to the Doorbell Association of America, it’s time for my annual exam. Don’t panic though. It’s super easy to test my equipment. Just use this coupon* to order something delicious […]

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Only 90s Coupons Will Remember

November 09, 2017

We have hidden a secret message just for you in the above image. To see it follow these steps: Stare at the image until your vision blurs. Relax your eyes (whatever that means). Give up. Try again. Fail. Slam head against image. Question reality. Realize you’re hungry. Use this code […]

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HOT Single Coupon Seeking Tummy

November 03, 2017

Do ever wonder about the one that got away? We sure do. So when one of our readers wrote this missed connection, we offered to help spread the word: You: Saucy pizza riding the J train Friday night. You were right between the guy playing bagpipes and yogurt lady Me: […]

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A Disappearing Coupon

October 27, 2017

Ready to learn some Halloween vocabulary? oooooo: The sound a ghost makes ooooOOOO: The sound a ghost makes when it’s getting closer OoOoOoOo: The sound a ghost makes on a rollercoaster OoOoOoOoh: The sound of a ghost having an epiphany hoooOooOoo: The sound an owl ghost makes Now that you’re […]

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Hey Now, It’s A Coupon

October 19, 2017

What does it mean to Eat24? To some it’s eating 24 eggrolls, passing out, and waking up with an overwhelming sense of accomplishment. To others it’s more philosophical: To Eat24 or to burn eggs once again? That is the question. Or use it as an exclamation of coolness, like “cowabunga” […]

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🌀 Coupon Backwards Is Nopuoc 🌀

October 13, 2017

Goodbye! It’s Opposite Day. Are you totally devastated that the weekend is coming up? Are you wearing your shoes on your hands? Does pizza sound disgusting? If you said “No,” you’re doing Opposite Day right (wrong). So celebrate by not using this code to order something bizzaro you would eat, […]

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Visionary. Groundbreaking. Coupon-y.

October 06, 2017

Welcome to the Eat24 TECH-Tech Event Hoo-Ha 2017. Before we dive into the latest and greatest in food technology, we want to give a shout out to the dreamers who brought us innovations like dual HD cameras, absolutely no ports at all, and the ability to unlock your phone with […]

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Shoop Shoop Coupon

September 29, 2017

Hello email reader, This is email writer. It’s been a while since we’ve heard from you. Need anything written this weekend? How about a letter of recommendation? Perfect for job recruiters, blind dates, or anyone who doesn’t know about your great smile, sauce-dipping skills, and all-around good person-ness. Drop us […]

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Get A Coupon And Name A Baby

September 22, 2017

Last Wednesday, our Project Manager, John, made the mistake of asking us to help name his new baby. Here’s what we came up with: Prad Bitt Kumquat Carbonara McParmesan Ol’ Baby Face Wafflaerys. First of her name. Breaker of breakfast. The Unburnt. Melter of butter. Mother of syrup. Cheese Sprankle […]

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Fancy a coupon?

September 15, 2017

Oh hi. About last night…we thought it would be a good idea to watch three seasons of The Great British Baking Show instead of sleeping. Bad idea. It’s not even noon and we’ve already called our boss’s haircut “scrummy,” tried to bake a three-tiered cake out of coffee grounds, and […]

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