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A Coupon Complimenting Condiments

January 04, 2018

Hey, have you celebrated mustard today? If not, maybe you should cancel your plans, put on some pajamas, and take a mustard journey around the world. American mustard goes perfectly on a corn dog, Chinese mustard on roast duck, German mustard on pretzels, and French mustard on a doily (French […]

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We like your face. Coupon?

August 18, 2017

Congratulations, you’ve unlocked an email of compliments. Has anyone told you lately that you are really cool? You have great taste in music, a fun name, and pretty ears. We wanted to tell you in person but we chickened out, hence this email. Even when you’re eating a meatball sub, […]

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An otter you can’t refuse. Plus a coupon.

February 09, 2017

We thought you might need a few reasons to smile today (since you have such a nice smile), so here are eight of them: You’re having an exceptional hair day. Otters hold hands in the water when they sleep so they don’t drift apart. You are wonderful (just like garlic […]

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