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A coupon containing nachos

March 02, 2018

Thank you for visiting the Museum of Appetizers. We ask you to please keep your voices down, and look with your eyes, not your hands. Up ahead, we have Still Life With Nachos by Pableu Piqueso. Notice how your eye is first drawn to the melty cheese and it awakens […]

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NO WAITING: Your Couch Is Waiting

January 18, 2018

As your food delivery app, we pride ourselves on providing the ultimate service, even when it comes to your email. This includes the classiest fonts, expert comma usage, and the reddest buttons to click. To ensure you have the best experience possible, we even hired a professional pepper grinder. So […]

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WTF Is That Emoji? Part 2

October 30, 2017

Welcome to WTF Is That Emoji? Part 2, where we review our favorite icons across devices. From Android to Samsung, not all emoji are created equal. In this issue, we review the burrito, pot of food, alien monster, and woman playing water polo emojis. And if you missed Part 1, […]

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Top 3 Hanson Brothers (You Won’t Believe Who’s First)

September 12, 2017

Quick, name your favorite brothers. If you said The Jonas Brothers, you’re wrong. Why is Hanson the best brother boy band? (Boy brother band? Band of boy brothers?) Shiny blond hair. Striped shirts. Androgyny (even though we weren’t old enough to know what androgyny meant.) They had all the ingredients for fame.  […]

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A Monday (Gif Party) Welcome

August 21, 2017

Hi friends, welcome to another edition of Monday morning, brought to you by the letter ZzzzZzz, the number 83.2. (the most depressing number according to our data) and the word “coffee.” We’ve already used that word five times today. We’ve gathered some nice, and not so nice gifs to help you […]

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A Coupon For Your Future Soul Mate

September 08, 2016

Life is full of important questions: Is this shirt too wrinkly to wear in public? What is the string theory and does it relate to cheese? Where can I find my soulmate? We can’t help you find true love, but we can help you find real pizza, which is pretty […]

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A Completely Cheese Free Coupon

February 10, 2016

Attention. The F.J.A. (Federal Joke Administration) has officially put the Yelp Eat24 weekly coupon emails on probation. Due to “extreme mishandling of cheese-related humor” and “unfunny practices,” we are banned from all cheese-related jokes, puns, quips, larks, wisecracks, haikus, and one-liners. This ban is to be enforced (forever provolone, fight […]

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An Eat24 Coupon From Matt

June 04, 2015

A customer named Matt K. offered to write an entire email for us, and since we’re all about laziness conserving energy… take it away Matt! Hey, this is Matt. I told the Eat24 email writers to take the week off so they can focus on more important things like testing […]

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A Shout Out to Our Awesome Customers

February 26, 2015

We promised, and now we’re going to deliver (GET IT!!!!???). In our last weekly email, we said we’d give a special, custom-made shout-out to anyone who asked us nicely. Well, here it is.  If your name isn’t listed here, don’t worry. We have something special planned, and we highly recommend you […]

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