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An Important Message About Pants

January 10, 2018

Has anyone told you how great your jeans look? And those khakis? Amazing. But what if we told you wearing pants actually destroys them? Terrifying, right? Don’t worry, we have a solution: Don’t wear them. Yup. Choosing a no pants lifestyle is the easiest way to increase the lifespan of […]


No Games, Just Your Weekend Coupon

April 21, 2016

We ask you guys to do a lot of things (cut the crust off our sandwiches, pass the salt, compliment our hair), but we never make you search for coupons. No hide-n-seeking, no riddles, puzzles, or brain teasers. Just follow these simple steps and before you know it … bacon […]


Top 10 Game Day Foods

September 03, 2013

Get excited. Football is here. And there’s no better way to enjoy the hot gridiron action than taking off your pants, plopping on your favorite couch and ordering food delivery straight to your face. We’ve conducted hours and hours of research (involving a lot of excessive eating and drinking) to see […]

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