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Get A Coupon And Name A Baby

September 22, 2017

Last Wednesday, our Project Manager, John, made the mistake of asking us to help name his new baby. Here’s what we came up with: Prad Bitt Kumquat Carbonara McParmesan Ol’ Baby Face Wafflaerys. First of her name. Breaker of breakfast. The Unburnt. Melter of butter. Mother of syrup. Cheese Sprankle […]


Kimye’s Baby’s Real Name and A Coupon

December 10, 2015

We’ll get to your coupon soon… But first, here is a list of baby names we sent Kim and Kanye (that they rejected): Pudding West, Darth West, Krambert West, Johnny West, Rambo West, Coupon Code West, Teriyaki West, Tyrion West, Honey BBQ West, Pigeon West, Drake West, Next West, AOL […]

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