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Re: Impending Stove Uprising

December 02, 2017

Greetings from the future! We’re emailing you from the year 2020 with a very important message: Whatever happens this weekend, do not touch your stove. We don’t have time to get into all the details, but if you cook you’ll create a domino effect that will to lead to a […]

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