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Eat24 Customers Interpret Oprah Dream

November 05, 2015

Wow. You guys never cease to amaze us. Seriously, you’ve got great taste in food (the enchiladas last week were definitely the right call), you’re basically a genius, and your butt always looks good. So of course, when we had a weird dream about you, Oprah, and Lo Mein, you were the first person we thought of to help figure out what it meant.


And then…and then…and then.

And you guys rocked it. Your interpretations really made us think…about life, about Oprah, about Freud, and a whole lot about Lo Mein. So much so that we decided to gather the best of the best interpretations here for your viewing pleasure. Enjoy and thanks for all your help decoding our dream!


She loves chicken wings and long naps on the couch.

To start, many of you felt like alcohol might have been a factor. We plead the 5th.


What about butterscotch shots?



That’s, like, your opinion, man.

Of course, several people thought the dream meant we needed to take action in real life:


We DO love giving you extra coupons!


We’re firing up our food cannon as we type.

Oh boy! And then she’d invite us to all her fun parties!

But then things started to get weird…


We mostly have a fetish for us eating Lo Mein.

We like half of this. Not saying which half though.

Jerry Springer of the deep sea? Don’t mind if we do.

And weirder…



Hey Oprah…call us 😛

But then, some people got really deep with it.


We always suspected we might be Oprah on the inside…


Pregnant with cake is the only way to go.

And finally, the dream had to be a sign that a Lo Mein giveaway was imminent.



Have another thought about what our dream might mean? Comment below. Have no idea? No problem. Just order some Lo Mein and wait for the answer to come to you. We’ll wait for you on the couch/fish tank.

  • Orlando Rodriguez

    Worst customer service ever!!!! Hate having to contact them. Agents are very rude and don’t really care about putting customer first. I’d like to sit here and explain my experience but I’ve wasted enough time on them as it is.

  • Well that’s not ok. We definitely want to make sure that you are taken care of. Send an email to and a manager will contact you to make things right.

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