*Space Noises* An Interplanetary Coupon
We have traveled through space and time (Potato Sam says hi) to bring you a light speed traveling, asteroid avoiding, interplanetary space coupon. Use the code below to save 87 Jupiter bucks, 117 Neptune doubloons, or 1.576.329 Mercury bizbatzzz.
If you are stuck on regular ol’ Earth, this code has been converted into $2 for your puny Earthling fried potatoes (or pizza, tacos, chow mein… all puny) on the app that knows Pluto will always be a planet.
You’re the Zultar to our Bbbbbbxit.
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*A message from our friend Neil, who knows more than us: Space bucks and all other currency forms are technically just an abstract construct we collectively agree to participate in, in lieu of resources not at hand. You can still use them to buy noodles, but science hasn’t proven one can truly “own” the physical composition of any object, no matter how deliciously chewy and stringy it is. But it’s normal for you to enjoy them, as a homosapien primarily motivated by food, shelter, and aggressive cuddling. Ok Neil, it’s getting too real. Let’s see what the lawyers say: This $2 coupon expires on Monday, September 4th, 2017 at 11:59PM Pacific Time. You must have a Yelp Eat24 account to use our code, which can only be used once on an order with a total over $15 before tax and tip when paying with Credit Card, Apple Pay, Android Pay, or PayPal. The coupon is valid only on Eat24.co