Soft-Hitting News & A Coupon 🎾
What’s the difference between people and paninis*? People make mistakes. Below are corrections to last week’s email:
- The number of sloths in Yugoslavia* is 7.
- Our favorite donut is actually old-fashioned glazed.
- Gavin Rossdale is not single.
- We referenced a movie trilogy in the wrong order. It should be: The Boss, Boss Baby, then Baby Driver.
- We called celery “an awful food,” when in fact it isn’t a food at all.
- If we accidentally sent you the first draft of our screenplay…does the ending make sense?
To apologize for any misunderstandings, here’s $2 for fries (or other food) on our app that fixes its misteaks.**
Bored? Post a picture of your cat (or any cat) on our Facebook and we’ll rate its fluffy factor.
Tired of coming up with excuses to stay in? Let the world know you’re very busy attending this made-up event. Weekend plans solved.
You’re the everything to our bagel.
*Corrections: The plural of panini is still “panini” and by “Yugoslavia” we mean Paraguay.
**Hey, it’s me, your fine print. People always ask me, “How’d you get so fine?” So this week I’m going to share my secrets. I wasn’t always like this. I was actually the ugly duckling of my font family as a kid, and my sister Arial got all the attention. The only font who would play with me was Comic Sans, because we were just kind of sloppy compared to the others. It wasn’t until high school when Arial showed me how to use makeup and I gained some confidence after getting rid of my serifs. It was like that scene from Clueless, except I did it for myself, not some guy. And some friendly lawyers really helped me edit my style: This $2 coupon expires on Sunday, August 6th 2017 at 11:59PM Pacific Time. You must have a Yelp Eat24 account to use our code, which can only be used once on an order with a total over $15 before tax and tip when paying with Credit Card, Apple Pay, Android Pay, or PayPal. The coupon is valid only on Eat24.com or the Yelp Eat24 app. Also, stay hydrated and get lots of sleep.