Shoop Shoop Coupon
Hello email reader,
This is email writer. It’s been a while since we’ve heard from you. Need anything written this weekend? How about a letter of recommendation? Perfect for job recruiters, blind dates, or anyone who doesn’t know about your great smile, sauce-dipping skills, and all-around good person-ness. Drop us a line on Facebook or Twitter and tag @Eat24, and we’ll write a letter for you.
If you’re just hungry, use this code to order a juicy burger, slurpy noodles, or soupy soup on the app that needs a thesaurus.*
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* While we have your attention, do you mind reading the opening scene to our screenplay? FADE IN: Kitchen. Our main character, Taco McTacoFace, is fumbling around in the dark waving his hands erratically. He slips on a banana peel. Cue laugh track. He gets up and slips again, this time on a pile of marbles. More laugh track. He grabs for something, anything, to stabilize himself. His hand lands on the fridge door, opening it too quickly and smacking himself in the face. Uproarious laugh track. The fridge, still open, reveals nothing but baking soda and relish. McTacoFace looks inside and smacks his forehead in frustration. He turns to the camera with a goofy face in the vein of mid-90s Jim Carrey. “I should have ordered Eat24,” he says while shrugging. FADE OUT: Cue slightly distracting fine print: This $2 coupon expires on Sunday, October 1st, 2017 at 11:59PM Pacific Time. You must have a Eat24 account to use our code, which can only be used once on an order with a total over $15 before tax and tip when paying with Credit Card, Apple Pay, Android Pay, or PayPal. The coupon is valid only on Eat24.com or the Eat24 app. In act two, Taco McTacoFace meets his future roommate: A walrus. Hilarity ensues.
Inspirational Quote for the Weekend: The penne is mightier than the sword.