Schmoupon (It’s a Coupon)
Question for people who have listened to music this year: what happened to the keytar? You know, that underrated 80s hybrid instrument that made keyboard players look as cool as guitarists (and helped the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles defeat Shredder in 1991).
If you know a good song featuring a keytar, reply to this email. As an up-front reward, here’s $2 off cronuts, sushirittos, tofurky, or less experimental food on the new wave / alt rock / country fried steak app.*
Want another coupon? Just tweet this and we’ll give you a bonus code: “The meaning of life is 42, which are the same numbers contained in @Eat24. Coincidence? #Ad”
You’re the power chord to our ballad.
*Did you know that popular keytar brands include Vortex, Korg, Moog, Baldoni, and Lag LeKey? Which makes us think that more babies should be named after instruments. They’ll thank you in college. Even if you’re not expecting, you can still join in on the fun. In fact, we bet we can guess your true middle name with just one quiz. (Even if you don’t have one. That’s how good we are.) When you’re ready to change it, our lawyers are standing by to assist: This $2 coupon expires on Sunday, April 30th 2017 at 11:59PM Pacific Time. You must have a Yelp Eat24 account to use our code, which can only be used once on an order with a total over $10 before tax and tip when paying with Credit Card, Apple Pay, Android Pay, or PayPal. The coupon is valid only on Eat24.com or the Yelp Eat24 app. Until next week, this is Yelp “Zen Riffer” Eat24.