Quiz: What’s Your Dream Job?
Should cake lovers be lawyers? Should wing fanatics go into sales? We don’t know. But we do know if you answer these simple questions, our super fancy quiz will tell you what to do with your life.
Quiz: What's Your Dream Job?
Karate Teacher

As a Karate Teacher, you’ll help your students gain strength by deadlifting corn dogs, show them the art of chopping through a block of cheese with their bare hands, and eventually have the pleasure of seeing each of them earn a black belt in taco-eating. Just remember: Students respond to positive reinforcement, especially cake.
Quiz: What's Your Dream Job?
Psychologist

Reoccurring dreams about garlic fries, obsessive thoughts about pie, and salad-related depression. These are just a few of the important issues you will help your clients address. At least, that’s what we plan to talk with you about in our first session together.
Quiz: What's Your Dream Job?
Guinness World Record Holder

Maybe you’ll bench press the world’s heaviest sushi roll, maybe you’ll build the tallest cheeseburger, or maybe just maybe you’ll invent food teleportation and set the record for fastest delivery. No matter what you do though, the world will be forever better (and tastier) because of you.
Quiz: What's Your Dream Job?
Garden Artist

You’re the kind of person who likes to work with your hands and help gardens overflow with fresh pizza, doughnuts, and burgers. You’ll also trim hedges to look like belgian waffles, plant flowers to grow in the shape of sushi rolls, and build foot paths made of garlic bread. At least, that’s what we want you to do to our garden.