Bacon Sriracha Unicorn Diaries

Please Accept This Coupon

June 08, 2017

Did you know we read (and reply) to every single email we receive? Some people say they love us. Some think we’re kinda funny. Most think we’re really, really stupid. And that’s OK, because your comments make us better. Just take a look at some recent feedback:

Note: To keep this email family-friendly, all swear words have been replaced with animal emoji.

“This is 🐷. Hire a real marketing team instead of using a can of beans.” Patrick V. in New York

“You’re dumb.” Justin P. in San Francisco

“If I had a choice between reading your 🐳 or putting my hand in the garbage disposal, I’d pick garbage disposal every time.” Rachel L. in Seattle

🐩🦄🐑🐡🐙” Christina G. in Los Angeles

“Wat r u even doing w/ ur life. Hire new righters. NOW!!!” Kevin B. in Chicago

For more insults, Like us on Facebook and watch for our live reading of angry comments.

And to thank you for putting up with the 🐿️💨we send you, here’s $2 off dumplings (or anything) on our app that always listens to you (and brings you sesame chicken).

Coupon code: rawr24





You’re the tiger to our prawn.


*By the way, it’s not too late to tell us a Dad Joke for a chance to win $100Here’s how to enter. And now for some important reminders: Wash behind your ears. Don’t accept money from strangers (unless you won a dad joke contest). Running downhill can hurt your knees. Correcting people’s grammar is usually not going to make you seem impressive unless you’re a mermaid. Mermaids can get away with a lot of things, like singing underwater. Keep your head up. You gotta be bad, you gotta be bold, you gotta be wiser. You gotta be hard, you gotta be tough, you gotta read this stuff: This $2 coupon expires on Sunday, June 11th 2017 at 11:59PM Pacific Time. You must have a Yelp Eat24 account to use our code, which can only be used once on an order with a total over $15 before tax and tip when paying with Credit Card, Apple Pay, Android Pay, or PayPal. The coupon is valid only on or the Yelp Eat24 app.

  • ally r

    I just want to extend my thanks to Celine who was very helpful!

  • Omg! Accepted :)))

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