Parents out of town? Coupon! 🎉
Did your mom or dad put notes in your lunchbox when you were a kid? Like gushy stuff about love, wishing you luck on that test, and reminders to eat your apple?
If you said yes, this note (coupon) is for you. If you said no, it’s also for you. We wrote it in big red letters below, and the best part is you can trade it for $2 off whatever you want to eat* (not just carrot sticks) on the app that loves you but won’t scream it out of a car window on the first day of school ugh so embarrassing.
You’re the protractor to our compass.
*Can you keep a secret? We broke into Mr. Turner’s desk during lunch and found fiber bars, dentures, a romance novel called Held Captive to the Werewolf Navy Seal, and answers to next week’s test: A, A, D, C, B, D, C, B, B, B, B, E, A, D, D, A, E, E, A, A, E, B, C, D, E. Extra credit: “Bad Medicine” by Bon Jovi. We also found five coupons to the Alien Conspiracy Roleplaying Convention, but we’re pretty sure Mr. Turner doesn’t have four friends. Speaking of coupons: This $2 coupon expires on Sunday, August 27th 2017 at 11:59PM Pacific Time. You must have a Yelp Eat24 account to use our code, which can only be used once on an order with a total over $15 before tax and tip when paying with Credit Card, Apple Pay, Android Pay, or PayPal. The coupon is valid only on Eat24.com or the Yelp Eat24 app. Please burn this email after reading.