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EAT24 I <3 MY RESTAURANT CONTEST RULES

June 10, 2017

This I <3 My Restaurant Contest (“Contest”) is sponsored by Eat24, LLC located at 140 New Montgomery Street, 9th Floor, San Francisco, California 94105 (“Sponsor”). By entering into this Contest, you agree to be bound by these Official Rules and the decisions of the Sponsor, which shall be final and […]

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Another Monday, Another GIF Party

June 05, 2017

Ok we get it, the weekend was short and now it’s time to face an endlessly long week. Mondays always make us a little salty, but sometimes being salty isn’t the worst thing on the planet. It works for things we like, such as pretzels, potato chips, and the ocean. […]

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Win $100 from Eat24 For Your Best (Worst) Dad Joke

June 01, 2017

Dad Joke [dad jōk] noun Something our father would say to make us laugh at him, not with him. Usually clean, corny and cheesy (but not in the good ways). The most groan-tastic way to win $100 in food delivery from Eat24 Examples: Why is it easy to stuff a […]

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A Commencement Speech by Eat24

May 29, 2017

Hello, Class of 2017, teachers, parents, and fellow chipotle mayonnaise enthusiasts! Thanks for inviting us to speak today. We are honored to be here at [insert fancy university name here] and excited to congratulate you on all your achievements, especially your woo hoo-ing skills [pause for probably at least 15 minutes of […]

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DJ Coupon (feat. Wonton)

May 25, 2017

Uncomfortable truth: footlong hot dogs are rarely exactly one foot in length. Which got us thinking, why do we measure things in body parts? There has to be a better way. Consider this: our desk is four churros tall, our hand is three tater tots wide, and this email is […]

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A Coupon For Dinner Or Lunch Or Second Breakfast

May 17, 2017

Hate reading? Just scroll down and click Order Now for tater tots, or delete this email and ignore us completely (we know you’d never do that second thing). Since we have your attention, can you settle a bet for us? Help us pick the best title for our newest blog […]

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10 Things to Not Eat Before You Die

May 16, 2017

The other day, we realized that no one has ever made a list of foods you should NOT eat on your time here on earth. Surprising, considering how many lists are on the internet (20 Sandwiches to Eat Before You Die, 10 Sleep Hacks To Try Before You Die, 8 […]

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Hello Monday: An Eat24 Gif Party

May 15, 2017

Hello Monday, welcome back. We missed you. We thought about you last night when we were going to bed, and we couldn’t wait… for you to be over already! Zing! We can’t boycott you though deep in our hearts we really, really want to. The only cure to you Monday, is […]

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A Lovely Monday Gif Party

May 01, 2017

To Monday or not to Monday, that is the question. Whether tis’ more appealing to suffer the slings and arrows that the day will inevitably throw at you, or by opposing them, sleep in. To dream…to sleep… no more. Without further ado, here’s a collection of this week’s .gifs. Actual […]

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Rules For A Monday | An Eat24 Gif Party

April 24, 2017

Wake up on the right side of the bed. Lather, rinse, repeat. Brush your teeth at a 45 degree angle for 2 minutes. Don’t drink orange juice after brushing your teeth. Eat a bran muffin to help digestion. Live, laugh, love…ok maybe not that last one. There are so many […]

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Mood: Monday (Gif Party)

April 17, 2017

There’s nothing like a holiday weekend to make Monday even more Monday-ish. Our clock told us it was time to wake up this morning, but our bodies refused to believe it. To help you face reality, here are some fantastic doodles that make everything more fun. (And a couple red pandas for […]

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Ahoy, Monday Gif Party

April 10, 2017

Monday in a nutshell: Supply and demand, spreadsheets, deadlines, and that coffee stain on your tie that you didn’t notice until before the meeting. Anti-Monday in a nutshell: Baby pigs in hats, dancing doodles, kittens, all tiny animals. We’re here to help you ignore that stain, catch up on piglets, and fight that […]

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