Greetings from the future! We’re emailing you from the year 2020 with a very important message: Whatever happens this weekend, do not touch your stove. We don’t have time to get into all the details, but if you cook you’ll create a domino effect that will to lead to a […]
Dave in Accounting had a “great” idea to make an email with “cool” Thanksgiving puns. So, here you go: Gourd morning! Just a reminder, the tur-KEY to a cran-MERRY Thanksgiving is side dishes. But be sure to eat cornu-COPIOUS amounts of stuffing, save a gob-BOWL of cranberry sauce, and if […]
An important message from your doorbell: Hey. I hope it’s not weird getting an email from your dinger, but according to the Doorbell Association of America, it’s time for my annual exam. Don’t panic though. It’s super easy to test my equipment. Just use this coupon* to order something delicious […]
We here at Eat24 are purveyors of delicious food, cheesy puns, and cute animals. It’s what we do. That’s why we need to warn the Eat24 community about criminals posing as cute animals. Be on the lookout for these ten cold-blooded outlaws. This fetching sloth. Cuteness Rating: 😙😙😙😙😙😙😙 Criminal […]
We have hidden a secret message just for you in the above image. To see it follow these steps: Stare at the image until your vision blurs. Relax your eyes (whatever that means). Give up. Try again. Fail. Slam head against image. Question reality. Realize you’re hungry. Use this code […]
Welcome to WTF Is That Emoji? Part 2, where we review our favorite icons across devices. From Android to Samsung, not all emoji are created equal. In this issue, we review the burrito, pot of food, alien monster, and woman playing water polo emojis. And if you missed Part 1, […]
Halloween is just around the corner, and you know what that means? That’s right, candied apples, popcorn balls, and non-stop horror movies. But if you ask us, the best part of Halloween is the inevitable DIY Halloween treat videos, not for the delicious outcome, but the hilarious attempts. Don’t get us […]
Americans are great at many things. Deep frying. Turning trucks into monster trucks. Renaming a sport football, even though the feet are barely used. But the one thing we Americans truly love is remaking exceptional British TV shows (The Office, American Idol, House of Cards). Since we’re all absolutely obsessed […]
Who needs an intro? Not googly eyes. So let’s just cut to the chase. 1. Dieting Pal Going on a diet? We don’t recommend it, but if you’re going to do it anyway, googly eyes can be critical to your success. All you have to do is put them on […]