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An Important Message About Pants

January 10, 2018

Has anyone told you how great your jeans look? And those khakis? Amazing. But what if we told you wearing pants actually destroys them? Terrifying, right? Don’t worry, we have a solution: Don’t wear them. Yup. Choosing a no pants lifestyle is the easiest way to increase the lifespan of […]

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Top 10 Chairs: Don’t Sit Down Until You Read This

January 10, 2018

Author’s note: This article is best enjoyed in a seated position, next to a warm beverage. You know chairs? Yes, those furniture items commonly supported by four legs, and always supporting your tuckus. In a world of standing desks, hanging bookshelves, and taxidermy, chairs get overlooked. But today we honor […]

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A Coupon Complimenting Condiments

January 04, 2018

Hey, have you celebrated mustard today? If not, maybe you should cancel your plans, put on some pajamas, and take a mustard journey around the world. American mustard goes perfectly on a corn dog, Chinese mustard on roast duck, German mustard on pretzels, and French mustard on a doily (French […]

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A Year Of Banh Mi & Coupons

December 28, 2017

A lot happened this year. And while it would be easy to tell you why we think Pitbull has the best album of the year, we’d rather just highlight the best things we ate in 2017: February 12 @ 7:45 AM: Chicken tikka masala that we put in between garlic naan […]

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Coupon & Gift For Delivery Drivers

December 21, 2017

Fact: Delivery drivers are the best. Other Fact: Not enough people give them presents. It’s sad but true. And since they say you should be the change you want to see in the world, we decided to make a list of great gifts you can get for the special delivery […]

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A ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Coupon

December 14, 2017

We’ve gathered here today to mourn the loss of AOL Instant Messenger, which is shutting down after 20 strong years. Now it joins CD-ROMs, 3-button ball mice, and the Microsoft paperclip guy (or Clippy, if you knew him well) in internet heaven. AIM was always there for us. When we needed to […]

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10 Snack Flavors That Should Never Exist

December 14, 2017

If you’ve gone outside lately (which we don’t advise but sometimes happens), you might have seen some new snack flavors. Blueberry-blasted cinnamon cereal, chili cheese corn dog twists, red velvet cheesecake, cookies, ice cream, and anything else that can be red velvetized (which is everything). So to stay on top […]

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Eat24 Super Specific Terrific Gift Guide

December 12, 2017

Holiday shopping can be so stressful. There’s the clicking on things part, and then there’s the clicking on other things part, and then sometimes there’s even more clicking. Ugh! Seriously, who has time to get past page 2 of the search results anyway? Not us. That’s why we’re sharing our […]

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A Collection Of Angry Comments About Eat24 Emails

December 07, 2017

  Did you know we read (and reply) to every single email we receive? Some people say they love us. Some think we’re kinda funny. Most think we’re really, really stupid. And that’s OK, because your comments make us better. Just take a look at some recent feedback: Note: To […]

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Re: Impending Stove Uprising

December 02, 2017

Greetings from the future! We’re emailing you from the year 2020 with a very important message: Whatever happens this weekend, do not touch your stove. We don’t have time to get into all the details, but if you cook you’ll create a domino effect that will to lead to a […]

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Pour Some Gravy Over This Coupon

November 23, 2017

Dave in Accounting had a “great” idea to make an email with “cool” Thanksgiving puns. So, here you go: Gourd morning! Just a reminder, the tur-KEY to a cran-MERRY Thanksgiving is side dishes. But be sure to eat cornu-COPIOUS amounts of stuffing, save a gob-BOWL of cranberry sauce, and if […]

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Is your doorbell working? Do you want a coupon?

November 16, 2017

An important message from your doorbell: Hey. I hope it’s not weird getting an email from your dinger, but according to the Doorbell Association of America, it’s time for my annual exam. Don’t panic though. It’s super easy to test my equipment. Just use this coupon* to order something delicious […]

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10 Cute Animals With A Criminal Record

November 15, 2017

We here at Eat24 are purveyors of delicious food, cheesy puns, and cute animals. It’s what we do. That’s why we need to warn the Eat24 community about criminals posing as cute animals. Be on the lookout for these ten cold-blooded outlaws. This fetching sloth.    Cuteness Rating: 😙😙😙😙😙😙😙 Criminal […]

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Only 90s Coupons Will Remember

November 09, 2017

We have hidden a secret message just for you in the above image. To see it follow these steps: Stare at the image until your vision blurs. Relax your eyes (whatever that means). Give up. Try again. Fail. Slam head against image. Question reality. Realize you’re hungry. Use this code […]

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Quick, Name This Baby

November 08, 2017

Babies. They’re coming. Specifically, the baby of our project manager John. And while John’s great at spreadsheets, bullet points, and whiteboard drawings, we thought he could use some advice in the naming department. So we asked the experts (our readers) to suggest ideas, and you guys gave us some gems. […]

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WTF Is That Emoji? Part 2

October 30, 2017

Welcome to WTF Is That Emoji? Part 2, where we review our favorite icons across devices. From Android to Samsung, not all emoji are created equal. In this issue, we review the burrito, pot of food, alien monster, and woman playing water polo emojis. And if you missed Part 1, […]

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14 Halloween Fails To Make You Feel Better

October 26, 2017

Halloween is just around the corner, and you know what that means? That’s right, candied apples, popcorn balls, and non-stop horror movies. But if you ask us, the best part of Halloween is the inevitable DIY Halloween treat videos, not for the delicious outcome, but the hilarious attempts. Don’t get us […]

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