Obligatory Coupon About Football Sports
Before we get to your coupon, we need to talk. It is the year 2017 and as of this writing, star quarterback Tom Brady, MVP Tom Brady, married to a supermodel Tom Brady, has never tasted a strawberry. In fact, these were his exact words: “I’ve never eaten a strawberry in my life. I have no desire to do that.”
We need to fix this. Please help us feed Tom Brady a strawberry. It could be strawberry cheesecake, strawberry milkshake, even a strawberry Starburst.
Show your support and order something with berries (or just get some french fries again) on the app that believes fruit is part of a balanced meal.*
Love strawberries too? It’s very important that you tag Tom Brady in this post on Facebook.
You’re the whipped cream on our shortcake.
*You may have heard of fantasy football, but what about fantasy tacos? Here’s our unnecessarily overly detailed advice: Draft Asada no later than the third round and hold on Pastor until the fifth (he has a nagging hammy issue). You need a well-rounded lineup, so getting Habañero as well as Pico D. Gallo balances heat with consistency. If you draft a risky player like Pescado, handcuff them with someone reliable like Pollo. Remember, Crema has been suspended four games for partying too hard with Refried Beans. Finally, kickers. Don’t draft a kicker early, c’mon. But do take advice from our lawyers, especially if you’re looking for great team names like Team 3 or Team Dave: This $2 coupon expires on Sunday, September 10th 2017 at 11:59PM Pacific Time. You must have a Yelp Eat24 account to use our code, which can only be used once on an order with a total over $15 before tax and tip when paying with Credit Card, Apple Pay, Android Pay, or PayPal. The coupon is valid only on Eat24.com or the Yelp Eat24 app. P.S. If you’re looking for a real sleeper, Guac is looking fresh this year.