An Important Message About Pants
Has anyone told you how great your jeans look? And those khakis? Amazing. But what if we told you wearing pants actually destroys them? Terrifying, right? Don’t worry, we have a solution: Don’t wear them.
Yup. Choosing a no pants lifestyle is the easiest way to increase the lifespan of fabric, reduce wear and tear on zippers, and (of course) liberate your legs.
Scared to leave the house without pants? Use this coupon on our easy breezy app* this weekend and let the fries come to you.
You’re the cheese to our burger.
Eat24, founders and proud members of #NoPantsNation
*Other simple solutions to complicated problems include 1) In a pinch, you can use shoestring fries as floss 2) If you can’t afford a goose feather pillow, try a marshmallow pillow 3) When rooting for your favorite team, use a breadstick instead of a giant foam finger (but beware of bread thieves!), and 4) If you want to waste time at work but have run out of Internet, there’s always fine print: This $2 coupon expires on Sunday, January 14th, 2018 at 11:59PM Pacific Time. You must have an Eat24 account to use our code, which can only be used once on an order with a total over $15 before tax and tip when paying with Credit Card, Apple Pay, PayPal, or Pay with Google. The coupon is valid only on Eat24.com or the Eat24 app. Finally, teaching your hamster to play frisbee is a lot easier if you use a cucumber slice. These are the facts, people.
Inspirational Quote for the Weekend: Save the pants. Don’t wear them.