Bacon Sriracha Unicorn Diaries

  • Cindy Gallop

    Heh heh. Amazeballs is the word. And as someone once said, a dirty mind is a continual feast. LOVE.

  • Cazart

    This is the greatest logo ever, Beavis.

  • Johnga

    Please go back to writing about ad analytics in porn websites. Waayyyyy better than this one.

  • eat24

    We love you more 😉

  • eat24

    OK 🙂

  • Is it just me, or does it look like a certain body part?

  • eat24

    Which part? The thumb?

  • lindasouza

    Reinforces the #nopants hashtag I suppose.

  • Lykadasmith

    Hey guy who would rather read porn blogs, get your mind out of the gutter! Keeping it classy @eat24, the new logo is aesthetically pleasing. Geometry is science

  • eat24

    THANK YOU!!!!

  • Please Yelp, do not destroy a great product like Eat24. Do not leverage it so hard to try and make money that you ruin it like you’ve done with your ratings system.

    The new logo is nice, albeit a bit phallic. 🙂

  • Randy J Smith

    It looks like a penis. No porn or gutter mentality needed. Even my penis loving GF said the same thing when first viewing it. I mean I suppose it can work in my city (San Francisco) for everyone.

  • Female listener

    Semi flaccid penis, semi flaccid logo. There was nothing wrong with the original logo.

  • AngelS

    Love it

  • Ian Cobb

    April Fools!!!!! Right? Please?!?!?!?!

  • Brendan Lazarus

    April Fools FTW

  • Anonymous

    I don’t like it. No dirty mind here, but it really does look like a penis. That’s a really bad message. You guys should consider removing it our replacing it.

  • Seth Meyers

    “Our new look could go live as soon as Wednesday!”

    *looks at calendar*

    Oh hoho I see you Eat24, that’s a good one

  • Katherine Joy Winchester

    OH gosh.. I hope that this is an April Fools joke…. and if I’m right in thinking it is… BRAVO!

    All I could think in the image where they were sketching ideas is didn’t someone mention that ALL of the images looked like certain male genital!!

    And the app logo… Looks like it just says EAT “d*ck” – hilarious.

  • Brittany Woodward

    Oh Eat 24. What would I do without you!

  • David C

    your new logo looks like a…well…ya know…

  • Jesika Babylon

    Yeah…um, it’s a little phallic for my, ah, taste. Someone in your brainstorming group needs to get laid. Nuff Said.

  • Ambrosia Ausdamoure

    100% approval of the new logo. When can I get a T-shirt? Preferably a customized one with a stick figure person leaning over to lick the logo just like the ice cream sundae it obviously represents. I might even get on my knees for a sundae like that….

  • Gwendolyn Fowler

    ROTFLMAO B-) Good one

  • saul hower

    “Hey @Yelp, the new @EAT24 logo is amazeballs!”

  • Ron Burgundy

    Reminds me of the credits for “Superbad.”
    Is that long thing in the middle supposed to be a symbol for “amaze?” Because its clear what the other two things are.

  • Hannah Pickle


  • Hannah Pickle

    (It goes live Wednesday. I.e. The day after the last day of March)

  • MissDirected

    While some might call it morally objectionable, I applaud the fact that you’ve kept the peen and gotten rid of the pesky bear.

  • eat24

    Never! Yelp makes us want to be a better person (app) 🙂

  • eat24

    Cheers to U and your P-loving GF!

  • eat24

    You’re right 🙂

  • eat24

    Love YOU

  • eat24


  • eat24


  • eat24


  • eat24

    Maybe the joke’s on us… we should probably stop brainstorming over margaritas!

  • eat24

    What would WE do without you??

  • Karen Perez

    Sorry but I don’t like it. Remind me of a man’s private parts and that does NOT increase my appetite. No one in the office here liked it.

  • eat24

    Go on…

  • eat24

    You’re probably right 🙂

  • eat24

    Well, that escalated quickly!

  • Brendan Lazarus

    True. Its gotta be legit then. Love you guys!

  • eat24

    And bonus code ‘tubes’ is amazetubes!

  • eat24

    US TOO

  • eat24

    Symbol for amaze? It is now!

  • Linda Bakker

    Just glad I wasn’t the only think so…that, coupled with the word “amazeballs”…well now….

  • eat24

    Dramatically reduces the chances of it stealing your food.

  • eat24


  • eat24

    Love You x 1,000,000!

  • Mix Matched

    Looks like a limp penis. FAIL

  • eat24


  • AnnetteF

    Maybe you should put the new icon between the EAT and the 24? Just sayin.

  • There are few other tags as appropriate as “amazeballs”. That’s the most stimulating logo I’ve seen in the past 24 hours. Keep it up, gang.

  • relentless

    it looks like a penis 🙁

  • Reverse Slam Dunkin’ Donuts

    Your new logo should totally have sex with the new AirBnB logo.

  • Swoops212

    I would go to their massage parlor 🙂

  • adrienne

    Your move, Airbnb.

  • eat24

    “Stimulating.” Nice 🙂

  • eat24

    You’re right!

  • eat24

    Someone needs to photoshop this ASAP!

  • Hannah

    I love a good April Fool’s joke as much as anyone else, but this is offensive. Why does a joke need to have a sexual or dirty reference in order to be found funny?

    You used to be clever and very funny. I guess you became desperate… Ran out of material maybe?

    I’m sorry, but I am officially done with eat24.
    This just wasn’t necessary.

  • Meggie

    im gullible

  • ninjaout

    EAT BNB!

  • Bryce Shawcross

    I live for Eat24 copywriting.

  • Aimee Green

    I’m glad I’m not the only one who saw frank and beans.

  • Ann Contella

    my first was – hmmm, phallic. the Yelp board will never go for it. second thought was – don’t worry EAT24, the other one will drop soon. third? april fool. i see what you did there.

  • Anna

    LOL!! This made my day! I love you guys @eat24:disqus , seriously, I look forward to the Friday emails not for just the coupons, but for the actual message. You guys are HILARIOUS! I first started to notice what everyone else is noticing when you guys got down to the “sketching” pics, and I was like, oh this is taking an uncomfortable turn. But what tickles me is all these people who are taking it SO SERIOUSLY!!! Keep up the great sense of humor and the fantastic work! I LOVE you guys! You guys are amaze-tubes-balls!

  • eat24


  • Lykadasmith

    Very quickly. You had me at ice cream…

  • Bennett Schneider

    no no! please don’t stop! much more entertaining this way!

  • Erin Whit

    Well played, y’all. Well played.
    This is why I look forward to checking my emails every Friday.

  • Bennett Schneider

    Are you accepting photoshopped mockeries of the new logo?

  • Anna

    Oh, and “some flesh tone hues to show the human side of our business” . I died.

  • SoldSoul

    My favorite part of this is the people in the comments who actually bought it. Well played, you glorious bastards, it’s hard these days to land an April Fool’s trick!

  • rlauren90

    The assemblage of apps around it…Silly Sausage…What to Expect Pregnancy app. Brilliance. Sheer brilliance. I applaud the Eat24 team.

  • Frances Callier

    Ummm that’s supposed to be male junk on the left…right? That IS intentional…right?

  • Nikki

    Looks like someone had a little too much fun with

  • eat24

    Hi Hanna, thanks for sharing your thoughts with us. We understand how you feel, and we just want to let you know that it was never our intention to offend you.

  • eat24

    YOU are the most amaze-tubes-balls ever!! We love you Anna <3

  • eat24


  • eat24

    YES!!! Please send, we can’t wait 🙂

  • eat24

    High five!

  • eat24

    Don’t forget Beyonce!

  • WOA247


  • Kelsey

    If you were trying to go for a phallic logo, well done. Especially that pic of the sketch book. Looooooots of penis scribbles is what I saw. This is an April Fools joke right? LOL!

    You’d be a proud MEMBER of this group:

  • KRB

    This is the most brilliant thing I’ve seen in a long time. Can’t wait to see it Wednesday!

  • Adrianne Goff

    Phalic Foods.. nice lol

  • ChadHorn

    Can’t be any worse than Airbnb’s logo. Maybe that can be a match made in genitalia heaven…

  • KRB

    Dear social media coordinator that is responding to all of these comments:

    You. are. amazing.

  • eat24

    No YOU 😉

  • eat24

    Scroll down a bit… an amazing person of the Internet gifted us with this

  • eat24

    Us too!

  • Ron

    Oh wow, this is amazing. Thanks for the laugh guys/gals!

  • eat24

    Wait whaaaaaaaaaaat?

  • eat24

    We can’t help it! The people have spoken, and they love circles and tubes!

  • Gary B Watts

    Thanks for the dick joke.

  • eat24

    Anytime 🙂

  • KRB

    You can let your team know that this strategy worked perfectly. I had never heard of eat24, my friend shared this article on Facebook, I clicked, I lol’ed, and now I will be using your service.

  • Michael Vicious

    Oh well that is so not fair. I take 45 glorious minutes to read this. I laughed, I cried, I peed my pants, but ALAS poor Yorick, I do not “tweet”. So, and I’m cryin’ while saying this. I miss you my coupon of love. How jilted I feel that you will not benefit my order because I am tweetless. Le siiiigh.

  • eat24

    We love you with our without tweets! Use bonus coupon code ‘tubes’ and please accept our apology for the crying and peeing.

  • Michael Vicious

    Yay. Guilt and bodily fluids always work.

  • M.A. Hyler

    Your writers need a raise. For reals.

  • Cazart

    This comment was TOTALLY NOT WRITTEN BY EAT24 WRITERS. Pinky-swears.

  • Guest

    i cannot be the only one who thinks it looks like a dick.

    not that there’s anything wrong with that…

  • Maria Keller

    This is why I love you guys! Well, this and you bring the food to me so I don’t have to bring the pants to the on position ^.^

  • Evil Diva

    I’m so sorry, but the new logo looks like one of two things: male genitalia (I can see that others have said the same thing already), or a crude cartoonlike rendition of someone’s hand as it flips a big ol’ bird (hopefully not to Yelp, since y’all are getting into bed with them now! lol). Honestly, the original logo was already short, sweet, and to the point. For me, that little design is superfluous and distracting, to say the least. I’m actually wondering if this is all some weird joke that I’m just not getting…

  • bill

    what if you dont use the twitter machine?

  • Terri N.

    I look forward to my Eat24 email all week, incredible entertainment! And I took this one a little too seriously – between the teeny tiny heart attack and the forehead smacking, I’m exhausted. Thank you!!

  • Benjamin

    That is a very graceful tube.

  • Cyndi

    Looks like a penis

  • eat24

    We thought so too!

  • eat24

    Anytime 🙂

  • eat24

    That’s OK, we can still give you code ‘tubes’ because we love you 🙂

  • eat24

    We like how you think 🙂

  • eat24

    Down with pants!

  • Naberhood Sports

    I agree, first thing I though of………….. grubhub here I come. Bye Bye eat 24

  • ChadHorn

    Beat to the punch… of course the pun was intended.

  • Darcy Ujjainwalla

    It just looks like a dick and balls beside your old logo…

  • eat24

    Can’t wait to feed you!

  • Tallie

    i was about to fall asleep at my desk and then i decided to read your email. great decision. thanks for this 🙂 keep up the hard work!

  • Jessee Fuhlbruck

    Just sayin, looks incredibly phallic!

  • eat24

    You’re welcome but also we’re sorry to keep you from your nap 🙂

  • fartballoons

    Not only does this new logo make me hungry, but it also makes me horny, so there’s that.

  • Elizabeth Hutchinson

    Amazeballs… maybe. New logo definitely brings to mind the latter half of the word, as well my sentiment upon longing for some decent delivery options in my area. IT people often require foodstuffs to come to them… we’d love to use your entertaining app for the other restaurants in our area, but not yet listed. I’m thinking I’d appreciate the logo more if I could declare “amazeballs” to the awesome variety eat24 has to offer!

    please help- I will pay you $10 right now if you get Uncle Peteza’s, Pagliacci, and the new Greek gyro shop in Canyon Park on board. I’ll even blast a promotion to all of the interwebs!

  • Amazeballs is kind of an unfortunate way of putting it under the circumstances, isn’t it?

  • Steph

    I wish the whole internet was like this.

  • dave

    looks like you are giving the finger… or a dick. but I’ll still order food from you.

  • Gaivar

    Guessing the genitalia logo is a joke, but your “new look” e-mails are all messed up… Text no longer justifies right border, and info paragraph with expiration date, etc. no longer appears. Just lots of big, empty space to the bottom.

  • eat24

    We’ve missed you, fartballoons <3

  • Craig Nitschke

    that was my first impression

  • Craig Nitschke

    it kinda looks like an abstract testicles and erect penis, but then again its always something on my menu. 😉

  • eat24

    You are so right! We’ll do our best to sign up those restaurants, but it takes two to tango, so if you want to put in a good word for us that’d be cool too 🙂

  • eat24

    Us too.

  • eat24

    Is it?

  • eat24

    And we’ll still feed you 🙂

  • eat24

    That’s really weird. Would you mind forwarding one of the messed up emails to so we can take a look?

  • eat24


  • Inga Estes

    It looks like a limp weenie w 2 tiny balls. Yukky – stick w what you’ve got or improve. This “update” sucks wind!!! Really, you all missed th phallic (sorta) symbol? Argh! Get new designers!!!

  • Melissa Tackett

    Yeah, I like it. Very cool!

  • Michal

    lol, I hope this is already 1st April joke 🙂

  • Kinda sorta. Might be a good idea to avoid anything with “balls” in it. 😉

  • AnonymousCitizen

    I like the logo! All these April fools calling it an April fool’s joke! HA! It’s not April, fools! I don’t know why people are seeing penises on this. It makes absolutely no sense to me. I see a floral print, lava lamps, movement, Ketchup squirts, fields of wheat blowing in the wind. But not a penis, only in the genitalia oriented brainstorming session (which of course has to do with the enormously sexually charged atmosphere in the room, boy if Freud were alive haha,ohh, he’d have a laugh) Keep it. Let them laugh and grab their crotches! KEEP IT!

  • Larry Schmitt

    If you have a logo that lasts longer than four hours, please see your doctor.

  • Romi Rockstar

    wow what a dick logo

  • Guest

    go home, eat24, you’re drunk. and horny. and please deliver a pizza when you wake up.

  • Belle Dujour

    go home, eat24, you’re drunk. and horny. and please deliver a pizza when you wake up.

  • Anne

    This is the best long form dick joke since the season finale of Silicon Valley..

  • Ann O’Neill

    I’m sorry but, with the distinctly penile appearance of the proposed new logo I just cannot tweet that it is, “amazeballs” even for another weekend coupon. Maybe back to the drawing board?

  • Angelica Bustos

    Sooo, what was the code?

  • Jacob Canote

    Perfect! Now Eat my 24 inch logo.

  • Dave Adams

    First thing that came to mind seeing it was “Penis a la Stop & Shop?!?”

  • Mushy

    lol penis joke

  • eat24

    The bonus code is ‘tubes’ 🙂

  • eat24

    Fair enough! We would still love to give you bonus code ‘tubes’ for telling us how you feel 🙂

  • eat24

    OK 🙂

  • eat24
  • eat24

    We love what you see. Lava lamps FTW!

  • eat24

    Thanks for the feedback 🙂

  • Last Resort


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  • Last Resort

    On a serious note, fuq Yelp. Sad to hear you’ve been bought out by Satan.

  • Ann O’Neill

    Very sweet. I’ll order tomorrow! (I’ll ALWAYS order, no matter what your logo looks like!)

  • Vjosullivan

    You should have held on to your new logo for three days to avoid premature vociferation.

  • monirom

    The only way this could have been made better was to rearrange the order of the elements so it would read EAT, then Logomark, then the number followed by a /7. So glad you guys don’t have an HR department, or if you do — at least they have a sense of humor. I don’t think anything this funny would have made it out of Apple, Google, Facebook etc.


    So…are we gonna ignore the fact that the new logo kinda looks like a penis..or is it just me?

  • eat24


  • eat24

    Nope, everyone seems to be on your side 🙂

  • eat24

    Great suggestion. Maybe for the next redesign!

  • eat24


  • eat24

    We understand the way you feel, but Yelp has done nothing but good things for us, and our partnership has led to an even better experience for our customers. Only way from here is up!

  • I love you guys for responding to almost every comment. You are the real MVP.

  • eat24

    No YOU 😉

  • LRels

    I think you should reposition the word “eat” on top of the new logo for the app photo. I’m sure it’ll get a lot more downloads that way!!!

  • Ann O’Neill

    Thanks again for the coupon. Enjoying chourico wontons and fried rice!

  • Morgan

    *giggles like a 12 year old boy*

  • Lourd Jim

    Jesus Christ! This is the most cutesy and unprofessional website I’ve ever experienced. Except for maybe Hello Kitty or My Little Pony. Is that where the staff at this place came from?

    EAT D*CK? And I want to order food from these people? I think not. They can EAT SH*T. I have a sense of humor, but my 15 year old won’t be using this site again for sure.

  • Lourd Jim

    Wow! Yanked from EAT24 in a nanosecond. How’s this? U R THU BEHTS! LOL

  • Lourd Jim

    BTW, I don’t see the promised coupon

  • Lourd Jim

    nice. and I want food from you?

  • Lourd Jim

    are you a 14 year old?

  • Lourd Jim

    thanks, butthead. When does beavis show up

  • NikonPunch

    And if they can’t, at least there’s a pill for that 😀

  • eat24

    We’re confused, do you want us to eat shit or give you a coupon?

  • eat24

    Hey Jim, thanks for sharing your thoughts with us!

  • eat24

    Who was yanked? What happened? We’d love to help you out…

  • I agree, it is a real company and they took penis as the sygnet? : )

  • Guest


  • Meggie

    Why wouldnt you want to EAT D*UCK. Duck is delicious.

  • Caiman de Mayagüez

    lmfao you’re logo looks like a d*ck xD It looks like you guys are telling people to go “EAT a d•ck” or “EAT24 d•cks!” Lmfao and you’re tweet xD I can’t even rn “[…] amazeballs!” LMFAO Oh my god my sides xD

  • eat24

    Sorry not sorry 😉

  • disqus_fikVYdMc0U

    Great, a limp dick logo for a limp dick company. How appropriate.

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  • Yep, EAT24 is changing our logo. Why? Because we just got married to Yelp, so we need to step up our game, refresh our look, and move away from our childish ways of the past. It’s time to get serious.

  • Rossie Cookie Gocheva

    Didn’t anyone from your creative team see this 🙁

  • Mike Pierce

    always a penis, never a vagina

  • “Hey EAT24, your logo is beautiful. It’s the first thing Yelp noticed about you before they asked you out. Plus, you probably put a lot of time and effort into it. Why change it?”

  • I always enjoyed reading your posts are so amazing and these tips regarding how to increase market share with a new logo as i am also a web designer with these tips i can easily convince my customers for new logo.

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