Hey Now, It’s A Coupon
What does it mean to Eat24? To some it’s eating 24 eggrolls, passing out, and waking up with an overwhelming sense of accomplishment. To others it’s more philosophical: To Eat24 or to burn eggs once again? That is the question. Or use it as an exclamation of coolness, like “cowabunga” or “tubular.” Example: Just found five dollars in my laundry jeans. Eat24!
Point is, we’re many things to different people. But we want an official definition in a trusted publication, so we’re asking you to suggest a definition for “Eat24” on Urban Dictionary. The one with the most thumbs up may even get something cool. Like a burrito.
Now use this code to save some money on our (adjective) app for (yummy noise) (noun) while you (verb) on your (place).
*And now for some other words we’re trying to make a thing (because “hangry” was a hit and it’s about time there were more.) Hanxious: Hungry and anxious. Hannoyed: Hungry and annoyed. Habsurd: Hungry and no one can understand you. Hannibal: Hungry and a cannibal. Hahahanger: Appetite that’s built up when you laugh too hard. Hannangry Montangry: A child star that skipped lunch. Hattorney: A fine print writer: This $2 coupon expires on Sunday, October 22nd 2017 at 11:59PM Pacific Time. You must have an Eat24 account to use our code, which can only be used once on an order with a total over $15 before tax and tip when paying with Credit Card, Apple Pay, Android Pay, or PayPal. The coupon is valid only on Eat24.com or the Eat24 app. Hancock: We’ll tell you when you’re older.
Inspirational Quote for the Weekend: Remember, gravy is a wonderful aftershave alternative.