Bacon Sriracha Unicorn Diaries

Finger Aerobics, Then A Coupon

November 05, 2015

 

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We know it’s hard to workout when you’re busy (eating potstickers, talking about potstickers, dreaming about potstickers), that’s why we came up with the perfect low impact routine to help get the most important part of your body (fingers, duh) in tip top shape.

  • Warm up by downloading our spandex loving app.
  • Follow with vigorous scrolling through restaurants near you.
  • Take breaks at every picture of cheesesteak.
  • Longingly stroke a picture of sashimi, maintaining good form.
  • Strenuously tap the items of your choice.
  • End with a brisk click of “Order Now”.

 

Whew! Great job. Now be sure to rest on the couch for at least two days and use this code to save a few bucks* and refuel with meatballs for optimal results.

Coupon code: cardio24

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Want another coupon? No problem. Just tweet this and we’ll hook you up with a bonus code: “Just ran a marathon and am treating myself with @Eat24. And by ran a marathon I mean took a nap.

You’re the carbs to our not carbs.

Love,

Eat24

 

*Now that your fingers are looking sleek and extremely attractive, we want to take this opportunity to say thanks for helping us interpret the dream we had about eating Lo Mein with Oprah. Like, until you mentioned it, we never realized Lo Mein might represent our mother, who loves Lo Mein just as much as we do. Or that Oprah might represent our desire to start a book club (except instead of reading books we sit around in our underwear eating Chinese food). It really gave us a lot to think about. So while we contemplate the universe and all that jazz, here’s this week’s Fine Print: This $2 coupon expires on Sunday, November 8th at 11:59PM PST. You must be an Eat24 member to use our code, which can only be used once on orders of $10 or more when paying with Credit Card, Apple Pay, Google Wallet, or PayPal. The coupon is valid only on Eat24.com or the Eat24 app. Curious what other people thought about our dream? Check out our favorite dream interpretations (ideally over Lo Mein).

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