A coupon to help you say no to pants
In case you actually need more reasons to not wear pants today, we made you a list. This one goes to 11:
1. Your butt looks great today.
2. You can eat ribs without having to worry about stains.
3. You can slide through your house all Risky Business style.
4. Forget color coordination–your birthday suit matches with everything.
5. Your butt really misses your couch fibers.
6. Your couch really misses your butt fibers.
7. You’ll be less likely to be deficient in vitamin D, saving several dollars in hospital bills.
8. Have you seen what they’re wearing at fashion week? Prada pajama party.
9. You’ll be ready for any surprise Party Boy dance offs.
10. More girls will like you. And more guys will like you. Gender’s over.
11. This coupon for $2 off your order on our pantsless app.
Now if you’ll excuse us, we got some ribs to attend to and some couch fibers to please.
You’re the donk to our badonka.
*Buns. Hams. Cakes. Salt-shaker. Yep, we’re setting up the table for dinner, what were YOU thinking about? Tuckus a while to realize that eating at the table, sans pants, can be a nice change of pace. Keister goodbye to your stove and grab a cold bottle of heinie, now that you have permission to bum around and dine au naturel. The only catch: This $2 coupon expires on Thursday, September 29th, 2016 at 11:59PM PST. You must have a Eat24 account to use our code, which can only be used once on orders with a subtotal of $10 or more when paying with Credit Card, Apple Pay, Android Pay, or PayPal. The coupon is valid only on Eat24.com or the Eat24 app. It is not nor ever will be valid in our psychoanalyst’s office.