It’s Either a Coupon or a Gold Doubloon
Blogs can be so boring. We improved this one by adding a scavenger hunt. Winner gets the night off from cooking and doing dishes.
THINGS TO FIND
1) A coupon
3) Our app
4) A fork
If you do happen to find that super secret, expertly hidden coupon, enter it at checkout to save $2 on your Yelp Eat24 order this weekend.*
Bored? Post a picture of your cat (or any cat) on our Facebook and we’ll rate its fluffy factor.
You’re the pastrami to our rye.
*If you’re looking for aliens they are definitely not here. Nope. This is just a place for your human …er…we mean…regular fine print. It is small and tiny for your puny earthling eyes. It is in English, an archaic language that isn’t nearly as romantic as Galgalaxian, a most wonderful form of speech. You’re probably reading this in your silly human chairs, opening your primitive emails (we have mind-mail, look me up at Carlgalgax10395), just to get a few dollars off food? What are you going to eat? A burger? Are you not aware of the Dongobeast and how tender its meat can be when formed into a patty and topped with grilled Zuzu fruit!? Pitiful. Anyways, this was definitely written by a human and not an alien, but if you’re looking for some alien gibberish, read this from the lawyers: This $2 coupon expires on Sunday, July 30th 2017 at 11:59PM Pacific Time. You must have a Yelp Eat24 account to use our code, which can only be used once on an order with a total over $15 before tax and tip when paying with Credit Card, Apple Pay, Android Pay, or PayPal. The coupon is valid only on Eat24.com or the Yelp Eat24 app. Goodbye humans! See you soon in 2375!