Bacon Sriracha Unicorn Diaries

Egg Rolls Destroyed Our Inbox: The EAT24 Story

August 25, 2014

Breaking News Alert: Your love for Chinese food has destroyed our inbox. Well, sort of.  A few weeks back we realized that even though we email you and our closest million friends every week, no one writes back. Naturally, we decided to drop a not-too-subtle hint in our VIP email. You know, just to let everyone know we missed the sound of their keystrokes.

cat-every-time-girlfriend-is-away-for-a-weekend-forever

Y U no rite us?

Clearly we had no idea what we were getting ourselves into. Well, ok, we kinda sorta had some idea, but we didn’t think our inbox was going to choke on a mozzarella stick part way through the day. In just a few short hours we had hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of replies. Our inbox struggled to hold all of the amazingness.

right-here-bro

Right here, buddy. Right. Here.

Some of you wrote just to say hi (Hey girl heeeeey), some of you wrote to let us know you were planning to order delivery soon, and some of you wrote to thank us for letting you stay pantsless. It was awesome. Because you guys are awesome. Point being: it was too good not to share, so we’ve collected our favs below for your LOLing, Aww-ing, and general viewing pleasure.

 

Inspiring Messages:

 

yourlivesnotinvain

We’re good enough, we’re smart enough, and doggonit people like us <3

 

belazyinspire

 

Apologies:

sorryifeellikeshit1

damn, we hate bein’ soba

 

neglecting

No one has ever made US a coupon code before. *swoon*

Dance Moves:

shez2

10/10. Well done!

Questions/Concerns:

whoisthewriter

And in case you had the same question, here’s our response…

bunny

Marketing emails? Zzzzz

 

guardians

Not as excited as we were to get an email from you, boo.

 

And of course, a little bit of trolling:

notgetting

How strange, Andrew. We didn’t get your email either.

 

 

nonsense

ORLY?

Naturally we responded with:

 

waffle

Do it again. But slower.

 

TL;DR you guys made us feel like that waffle: warm and gooey and sexy as hell. And also, we love you and are so glad we’re the lucky app that gets to feed you.

 

 

  • Sheryl Garcia

    Aww. I know I’ve been M.I.A… But I thought you understood that my silence didn’t meant I don’t love you because I’m in love with you, eat24. I work a lot so I can guarantee that I can keep our relationship going. But I’m appalled at the mass of people I have to share you with. Me + eat 24 needs our own 24hr private chat, both for my laughing pleasure and my hunger satisfaction. 😀

  • eat24

    Awww Sheryl. You know we love you like a six layer burrito. We took your silence as a sign you needed some time alone (you probably ordered a very large pizza you didn’t want to share). We respect that. But never think we love you any less. You along with the several other thousand people in our lives are our soulmates. The french fry to our burger, the sriracha to our chow mein. Without you, we’re nothing.

    Love forever,
    EAT24

  • Sheryl Garcia

    The humor behind the texts gets me everytime. Made My work day for sure.

  • Hannah Borsion

    I need a coupon code I’ve already used Jumbo and Cloud24

  • eat24

    Try out code “jumbo” and next time ask us on Twitter or Instagram and we’ll get to you much faster 😉

  • Neesha Mirchandani

    eat24 I want to bring you to Raleigh, NC. NOW. HOW? @neeshamirchi if you want help. If I say how good your writing is (Grade A Sushi, I say), it may go to your head…. but seriously, reading your blog is like… therapy to jaded marketing peoples. Who writes this damn thing? Are you ever going to share?

  • eat24

    We’ll send you an email with how to make Raleigh more delicious 😉

  • Emma Naomy

    oh, it is funny. i would advise a special website. it is live sex chat. https://firecams. look at beautiful bodies or improve your sexual skills;) you always may find something and entertain. good luck

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