1st Comes Love, 2nd Comes Marriage, 3rd Comes Coupons
STOP THE INTERNET: We have an announcement: EAT24 and Yelp got married!
No, we didn’t run away to Vegas or anything. We had a quiet little ceremony here in San Francisco. Charmin was the ring bearer, Skittles gave a really nice toast, and Beyoncé performed at the reception.
And now… our vow to you is that we’ll never change. Everything you know and love about EAT24 will be the same, but BETTER. Better emails, better coupons, better restaurants, better service, better chicken wings… you get the idea. And hey, if you hate weddings, there’s an open bar, so relax!
Now raise a glass (or an egg roll), download the EAT24 app, enjoy this weekend’s coupon*, and let’s toast to love <3
By the way, if you don’t have the Yelp app (what?!) you can get it here.
You’re the wedding cake on our face.
*Look, we know you’re going to ask if we’re registered anywhere, and the answer is of course we are. But you shouldn’t get us anything. Nope, as much as we’d love a Wisconsin cheese platter, a super cute sushi pillow, or Golden Girls Season 3, we’d much rather celebrate by reading you our wedding vows in the form of Fine Print. So, deep breath, here we go. Yelp, like a coupon worth $2 off your order of $10 or more when paying with Credit Card, PayPal, or Google Wallet, we’ve always loved you. We’ve always known you were as special as unlimited sushi and sake and loving you is about as easy as signing up for an EAT24 account (which you must have in order to use our code). This coupon code expires Sunday February 15th at 11:59 PST, but our love for you will never die. We love you, Yelp. And we’re so excited to spend our lives together and… sorry… we promised ourselves we weren’t going to cry… we… we know our love will always have 5 stars.