Dreaming of Your Weekend Coupon
Whoa. We just had the weirdest dream and we’re hoping you can tell us what it means.
It started out normal. We were chilling at your house eating Lo Mein on the couch (except it wasn’t a couch, it was a giant fish tank) when your neighbor came over. Except… somehow we knew your neighbor was actually Oprah even though she looked different. Long story short, we shared Lo Mein with Oprah.
Our only guess is that it means you should order something tasty on our overly-imaginative app this weekend. You know, just in case Oprah shows up. Oh, and here’s a coupon* to help you out.
Want another coupon? No problem. Tell us what our dream means @Eat24 or firstname.lastname@example.org and we’ll hook you up with another code.
You’re the chicken to our kung pao.
*Why did the hungry person cross the email? To read our fine print! Look, we know our jokes are corny, but that’s why we asked you, the smartest, best-looking and funniest people we know to write some new jokes for us. So if you’re sick of our cheesy puns and meaty one-liners, read this. If in-depth legalese is more your speed, then by all means continue reading: This $2 coupon expires on Sunday, October 4th at 11:59PM PDT. You must be an Eat24 member to use our code, which can only be used once on orders of $10 or more when paying with Credit Card, Google Wallet, or PayPal. The coupon is valid only on Eat24.com or the Eat24 app. Now we’ve got to meet up with some dairy that’s ready to Havarti… get it? Cuz it sounds like party? We’ll see ourselves out.