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DJ Coupon (feat. Wonton)

May 25, 2017


Uncomfortable truth: footlong hot dogs are rarely exactly one foot in length. Which got us thinking, why do we measure things in body parts? There has to be a better way. Consider this: our desk is four churros tall, our hand is three tater tots wide, and this email is one very long noodle…long.

While we figure out your height in eggrolls, use this code for $2 off jumbo shrimp, XXL pizza, or mini cupcakes on the app that goes the extra mile.*  

Coupon code: ladyfinger24





Want another coupon? Just post this on our Facebook page: “Every hashtag deserves a #hashbrown from Eat24. #Ad” and we’ll give you a bonus code.

You’re the artichoke to our heart.


*Since we were in such a measuring mood, we went ahead and took down some stats (congrats number nerds!) about our email. The average Yelp Eat24 email weighs approximately 36 french fries (22 in sweet potato). The most common smell associated with our email is slow roasted BBQ ribs (though some people have reported a slight, tangy pad thai aftertaste). Each and every email contains at least three jokes that make eyes roll (five if it’s a three day weekend). Finally, our emails always have the freshest, locally sourced, non-GMO fine print because our smart, beautiful and talented lawyers hand pick each batch: This $2 coupon expires on Monday, May 29th 2017 at 11:59PM Pacific Time. You must have a Yelp Eat24 account to use our code, which can only be used once on an order with a total over $10 before tax and tip when paying with Credit Card, Apple Pay, Android Pay, or PayPal. The coupon is valid only on or the Yelp Eat24 app. Oh, and in case you voted in our link popularity test last week, the winner was “The Top 10 Foods Not To Eat Before You Die.”


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