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Coupons Grow On Email Trees

February 23, 2018

Clichés. They’re everywhere. And while some are great, others are a bit outdated. We don’t know about you, but we’ve never cried over spilt milk, had a cat get our tongue, or used laughter as medicine. So, being fans of crispy tortillas and word stuff, we decided to submit a list of new clichés:

  • When life gives you burritos, dunk them in nacho cheese.
  • Don’t lose your dumplings in a dollhouse.
  • Have your La Croix, and drink it too.
  • That’s a tough nutella to spread.
  • A penny earned is basically useless.

Before you get hungry enough to eat horseradish, use this code and save some cheese on the
app that knows one person’s salad is another’s double bacon burger.

Coupon code: molasses24





You’re the peas to our pod.


*Important announcement concerning you and your loved ones’ safety. Wash your hands. Seriously. It’s flu season people. Washing hands is the very best way to protect yourself. Not sure how? We got you. Step 1: Put hands underneath water. Step 2: Using soap, apply a dime-sized amount to the palms of your hands. Step 3: Work up a rich lather, being sure to get your wrists and upper forearms. Step 4: Rinse. Step 5: Dry with paper towels or an air dryer. Step 6: If using an air dryer, finish drying hands on pants. To keep your coupon safe, read this: This $2 coupon expires on Sunday, February 25th 2018 at 11:59PM Pacific Time. You must have an Eat24 account to use our code, which can only be used once on an order with a total over $15 before tax and tip when paying with Credit Card, Apple Pay, PayPal, or Pay with Google. The coupon is valid only on or the Eat24 app. If all else fails, pho. So much pho.

Inspirational Quote for the Weekend: Brought to you by the letter “E” and the number “24.”


If you’re looking for even more cliches curated by us, check out 66 Cliches To Make You A Better Person. 

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