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January 24, 2018

Lately we’ve been getting a lot of questions about couch maintenance and the best way to keep a sofa happy and comfortable. Since nachos taste best when eaten on the couch, here are a couple tips to promote optimal performance:

  1. Rotate your cushions once a year (or, just sit on each of them for 5-10 mins).
  2. Be aware of fluid levels. Is there a La Croix/beer/wine within reach?
  3. Always wear your softest pajamas to prevent damaging the material.
  4. Check alignment. If your head is tilted to eat a taco, can you still see the TV? Adjust couch angle as needed.

Now that you’re a pro, try giving your couch a quick tune up this weekend. Then, be sure to reward yourself by using this coupon to get delivery on our DIY (except for cooking) app.*

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*Another way to keep your couch in tip top shape is to offer positive affirmations every morning. Start by saying things like, “You are strong, capable, and beautiful” while reading its product specs aloud. What a great way to boost self-confidence! Or, tell your sofa, “You’re basically a genius and making money comes naturally to you,” while pulling out a handful of money you lost in the cushions. There’s no arguing with that! And there’s no arguing with the fine print: This $2 coupon expires on Sunday, January 28 2018 at 11:59PM Pacific Time. You must have an Eat24 account to use our code, which can only be used once on an order with a total over $15 before tax and tip when paying with Credit Card, Apple Pay, PayPal, or Pay with Google. The coupon is valid only on Eat24.com or the Eat24 app. Fries, however, are valid on any couch.

  • Sheila She

    thank you for the coupon! i gave my couch some extra love today after reading this. very inspirational.

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