Bacon Sriracha Unicorn Diaries

Confetti. Spaghetti. Coupon.

December 29, 2016


It’s finally here. The day Baby New Year crawls out of the ground and asks Father Time if there’s six more weeks of winter left (Is that how it works?). Anyway, we hear recaps are popular around this time, so let’s look at some of the milestones our customers achieved this year:

  • 5% bought salad forks
  • 17% wrote a tweet they’re very pleased with
  • 9% skipped dinner to chase virtual animals
  • 3% finally tasted a cronut
  • 70% of cronut tasters thought it was “meh”
  • 66% scrolled straight to the $2* coupon for our cork-popping app

Coupon code: toast24


Want another coupon? Just tweet this: “99% of people are just tweeting for the @Eat24 coupons #ad”

You’re the confetti to our spaghetti.


*If you’re still deciding on resolutions, it’s never too late. Here are the ones we’re considering, and we’re happy to share: Give up salad. Be more grateful for pistachios. Buy another couch. Finally get an accurate quote on our dinosaur figurine collection. Smoke our own bacon and save millions. Never settle for scratchy underwear. Organize our koozy closet. Start stringing cheese instead of biting. Start buying brand name toilet paper versus the kind that still has bits of tree bark in it. Figure out the difference between dumplings, potstickers, and gyoza. Send more love to our lawyers: This $2 coupon expires on January 2nd, 2017 at 11:59PM PST. You must have a Eat24 account to use our code, which can only be used once on orders with a subtotal of $10 or more when paying with Credit Card, Apple Pay, Android Pay, or PayPal. The coupon is valid only on or the Eat24 app. OK byeeeeeeee.


  • Fart the Old

    Isn’t this the December 1st coupon code?

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