Coupon for your thoughts
So how are you? What’s happening? Anything you want to get off your chest? We’ll go first: We didn’t floss last night.
Your turn. Send your biggest secret to firstname.lastname@example.org.
Also, here’s a coupon for $2 off* our definitely not Illuminati app.
Want another coupon? Just tweet this: “I have deep feelings about deep-fried appetizers delivered by @Eat24. #PaidTweet”
You’re the béchamel to our casserole.
*If you feel emotionally drained from fantasy football, the latest Pixar movie, or are simply a robot, we got your backs (chrome or human). Follow these simple steps to unlock your innermost desires. Copy the last text message you sent, translate it into Japanese, then Dutch, then back to English. Boom. Feelings unlocked. Try it the next time your partner wants to “talk”. Now let’s try to translate this poem our lawyers wrote: This $2 coupon expires on Sunday, October 2nd, 2016 at 11:59PM PST. You must have a Eat24 account to use our code, which can only be used once on orders with a subtotal of $10 or more when paying with Credit Card, Apple Pay, Android Pay, or PayPal. The coupon is valid only on Eat24.com or the Eat24 app. Finally, a few more secrets for those who have read this far: We suck at dominoes. We used to have eleven toes. This isn’t our real hair.