Can you see this coupon?
Our entire office was out this week (attending WaffleCon 2017), so as an early Father’s Day gift, we let Dad write this week’s email.
Hi!!! This is dad.
You know, the guy who gave you life? Just checking in.
Also, I found your old ninja turtles and 2$ in the shed.
Use it to order 🍞🧀🍗🍔🍕 from that thing you showed me on my phone.
Was it called yulp25?
Also, this was dad.
Let me know you got this.
You’re the argyle to our sweater.
Do you think coupons grow on trees? No, those are leaves. But see what happens when you tweet this: “Geez, @Eat24 makes worse dad jokes than an actual dad. #SponsoredJoke”
P.S. Thanks for your entries (over 600!) to our Dad Joke Contest. Mosey on over to this post to see the winners. Warning: eyes will roll.
*Hey it’s Dad again. Remember me? I have more jokes for you. Here we gooooo! Why couldn’t the chef get in his house? He had gnocchi. What happens to pork that doesn’t stretch before a run? It gets pulled. What’s the opposite of chicken teriyaki? Pork terriyucky! Why couldn’t the bike standup by itself? It was two tired. Why did the crab never share? Because he’s shellfish. How is a softball team like a waffle? They both depend on a good batter. What do you call a waffle that’s been buried in sand? Sandy Eggo. For those who love groaning, keep reading for this super serious bit by our lawyers: This $2 coupon expires on Sunday, June 16th 2017 at 11:59PM Pacific Time. You must have a Yelp Eat24 account to use our code, which can only be used once on an order with a total over $15 before tax and tip when paying with Credit Card, Apple Pay, Android Pay, or PayPal. The coupon is valid only on Eat24.com or the Yelp Eat24 app. If you’re wondering, WaffleCon ‘17 was great, but we’re still washing the syrup out of our hair.