A Collection Of Angry Comments About Eat24 Emails
Did you know we read (and reply) to every single email we receive? Some people say they love us. Some think we’re kinda funny. Most think we’re really, really stupid. And that’s OK, because your comments make us better. Just take a look at some recent feedback:
Note: To keep this email SFW, all swear words have been replaced with holiday themed emojis.
- “Are all your writer’s drunk?” – Karen in Seattle
- “This is a ❄️ 🎄 email. Don’t be gross. ” – Brad in Denver
- “NO!!!!!!!!!!” – Will in Boston
- “How about you feed my 🎁 face tonight instead of sending me a 🤶 email about sloths.” – Maureen in San Diego
- “This one email made my entire inbox dumber.” – Rowan in Baltimore
- “ What the ☃️ is this? Stop 🔔 🎶 !” – Judy in Tallahassee
- “Why did you do this to me?” – WeiLi in Cincinnati
Seriously, we appreciate all your feedback because it makes us better (or at least less bad). For your honesty, here’s $2 off pasta (or anything) you order on our app that loves to drink eggnog.
Coupon code: reply24
You’re the 🌟 to our 🎄.
*Too much anger is bad for the blood so let’s tone it down with some happy stuff: Hairless kitties because they look like they can talk and ask you to solve riddles at any moment. The sound of cheese melting is a tiny, lactose filled “Weeeeeeeeeee.” To defeat Air Man in Mega Man 2 use the Leaf Shield. The most intelligent people love the color purple. The dresser from Beauty And The Beast was named Madame de la Grande Bouche (which means “Mrs. Big Mouth” in French). You are beautiful, smart, funny and amazing. Now keep smiling as we get to whatever the lawyers want to say: This $2 coupon expires on Sunday, December 10th 2017 at 11:59PM Pacific Time. You must have an Eat24 account to use our code, which can only be used once on an order with a total over $15 before tax and tip when paying with Credit Card, Apple Pay, PayPal, or Pay with Google. The coupon is valid only on Eat24.com or the Eat24 app. Remember, if you hated this email at all, please let us know on Facebook or Twitter.
Inspirational Quote for the Weekend: Haters gonna hate. Potatoes gonna potate.