Bacon Sriracha Unicorn Diaries

An important $2 coupon and the MOST important shape

May 04, 2018

Consider the triangle. Yes it has three sides. Yes it’s pointy. But is there one triangle to rule them all? After thorough research involving beakers, slide rules, and 1.21 gigawatts of pepperoni, we have come to our conclusion: Pizza is the best triangle.

Prove our hypothesis and use this code to get $2 off of $15+* when you order your favorite triangle (pizza, samosa, ½ a grilled cheese, etc.) on the app that likes rhombuses, but loves triangles.

Coupon code: volcano24





You’re the acute angle to our obtuse.


*Attention customers: Please be on the lookout for our latest science experiment #432 who broke out of its holding pen at 3:42 AM. What happened was we had this “great” idea to develop a taco/pizza hybrid and something went a little wonky. Long story short, we accidently released a big, green, bouncy substance that’s kinda like rubber and kinda flies. We call it Big, Green, Bouncy Substance or BGBS for short. BGBS was last seen absorbing local taco stands and pizza parlors. It responds to “Fido”, “Carl”, and “Hey you.” If you or someone you know has seen BGBS please scream loudly and contact the authorities. Now, onward to rules about this magical triangle coupon: This $2 coupon expires on Sunday, May 6th 2018 at 11:59PM Pacific Time. You must have an Eat24 account to use our code, which can only be used once on an order with a total over $15 before tax, tip and delivery fee. Cannot be combined with other discounts or cash. The coupon is valid only on or the latest version of the Eat24 app. One last thing, as cute as BGBS is, do not try and feed him after midnight, expose him to water, or attempt to steal his blanky. Thank you.

Inspirational Quote For The Week: Spend some quality time with your couch.

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