An Eat24 Coupon From Matt
A customer named Matt K. offered to write an entire email for us, and since we’re all about
laziness conserving energy… take it away Matt!
Hey, this is Matt. I told the Eat24 email writers to take the week off so they can focus on more important things like testing their theory of “Everything is Better with Cheese” (confirmed), building a pizza box fort replica of Tatooine (more pepperoni, less Banthas), and writing love letters to Beyoncé.
Anyway, now that I have complete control of this email, what should I do? Oh, I know! How about I make this week’s code worth one thousand dol…
OK, thanks Matt. That was fun, and we think you’re a really great writer. Let’s all give Matt a round of applause. So use this coupon code on our drunk in love app to do a little less work and get a little more wok* this weekend. That’s what Matt would do.
Need another coupon? Sure thing! Just tweet this and we’ll hook you up with another code: “I do all my own chewing, but I let @Eat24 do the rest.”
You’re the au to our jus.
*Hey. It’s Matt again. Can you believe they let me get away with that? Talk about paying peanuts and getting monkeys. Wait, what? I don’t really know what that means, but if I were going to pay with peanuts, I would definitely get them honey roasted first. That’s that premium peanut. Anyways, they’re even letting me write the legal stuff: This $2 coupon code expires Sunday, June 7th at 11:59PM PDT. You must be an Eat24 member to use the code (but signing up is easier than getting someone else to do your job for a week). The code can only be used once on orders of $10 or more when paying with Credit Card, Google Wallet, or PayPal. Except for me, Matt. I get to use it forever.