A Well Cited Coupon Code
A few weeks back, we were called out for “making stuff up” about quesadillas. While these rumors are false, we have decided to cite our sources in this email to avoid any confusion.
- Burgers were invented to keep French Fries¹ from being so lonely.
- The tiny fish eggs on top of your California Roll² are called “sushi sprinkles”.
- Tacos³ taste exactly 27% better when you tilt your head to the left.
To compile your own research, download our fact-checked app, order enough fried rice to complete your book report, and show your work by using this coupon code*.
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¹ Bacon, Chris P., Jr. “Are Cheeseburgers Lonely or Just Misunderstood?” Eat24.com. Yelp Eat24, 07 Jan. 2014. Web. 01 June 2016. <https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yS189GRNfl8>.
² Roll, Phil E., Sr. The Big Book Of Tasty Sushi. 24th ed. Vol. 12. MakiLand: Yelp Eat24, 2014. Print.
³ Mole, Guac A., XI. “Where’s My Taco Emoji?” Bacon Sriracha Unicorn Diaries 24th ser. 24.24 (2014): n. pag. Yelp Eat24. Web. <https://blog.eat24.com/where-is-taco-emoji/>.
*Our sixth grade language arts teacher would be proud to hear we’ve also written MLA-formatted reports about how egg rolls make you more attractive, why cake is the greatest gift ovens ever gave mankind, and the reason saying “panini” makes you happy (though not as happy as eating paninis). Plus, we have a Persuasive Essay on why you should choose Sriracha over ketchup and a Cause/Effect Essay about how eating more salad reduces the amount of fettuccine you can eat. Of course, the only essay our lawyers ever wrote was this Fine Print: This $2 coupon expires on Sunday, June 5th at 11:59PM PST. You must have a Yelp Eat24 account to use our code, which can only be used once on orders with a subtotal of $10 or more when paying with Credit Card, Apple Pay, Android Pay, or PayPal. The coupon is valid only on Eat24.com or the Yelp Eat24 app. Now please excuse us while we go write a Comparative Essay about the different kinds of BBQ.