Let Us Read You A Story Called “Here’s A Coupon”
It’s Friday and we’re too lazy to write an email, and you’re probably too lazy/sleepy/busy to read an email. So click here to have someone read this week’s email to you.
If that’s still too much for you, here’s our coupon anyway.
You’re the z to our zzzzzzz.
*This is the boring Fine Print. For un-boring Fine Print, listen to this. This coupon is good for $2 off your order of $10 or more when paying with Credit Card, PayPal, or Google Wallet. You must have an EAT24 account to use this code, which can only be used once before April 19th at 11:59 PDT.