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A Sleepy, Sleepy Weekend Coupon

July 08, 2016

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Mmmm Tater Tots… A ketchup fountain… Playing Truth or Dare with Betty White and Tyrion Lannister… Just five more minutes please. Oh you want a coupon? C’mon we were having a really good dream! Fine. Take this code*, download our REM-inducing app and order something yummy while we hit the snooze button again. And again.

Coupon code: zzz24

Hungry? Order Now

You’re the 37 minute snooze to our 9 minute nap,


*Speaking of alarm clocks, why haven’t scientists invented a better way for people to wake up? We’re thinking less beep beep beep and more waffles. We’re not looking for anything too crazy, just an alarm that wakes us up by making fresh waffles and then while we’re in our PJs eating the waffles, that same alarm clock puts on our clothes, goes to our job, and does everything our boss says. Like when the boss says to include the Fine Print, the alarm clock would make sure you know: This $2 coupon expires on Sunday, July 10th at 11:59PM PST. You must have a Eat24 account to use our code, which can only be used once on orders with a subtotal of $10 or more when paying with Credit Card, Apple Pay, Android Pay, or PayPal. The coupon is valid only on or the Eat24 app. Anyway, until science catches up we’ll keep fighting against the tyranny of pants (and bringing you food, of course).

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